Breaking News: Rock thrown into prison.

[Rockefella]

The title speaks for itself. J/k, well, not really. Me and 4 friends were carrying 6 40's of Olde English when a cop saw us and brought us to the station. My dad had to pick me up. Decided to vent and share the wealth.

[whiteballz]

6 40's of old english??

[Rockefella]

6 40 ounce bottles of malt liquor to split amongst 3 of us.

[carlover]

I honestly thought our facorite pro wrestler/movie actor had been thrown in jail when I read the title. Hope everything goes well for you.

[my porsche]

dang was your dad mad?


whitey old english is a very cheap malte liquor, designed and engineered for the sole purpose of getting drunk


gues the lesson is to not walk around with liquor?

[CHEESE-TACULAR]

so he took you to the station? theres gotta be more. he didnt ask any questions, just "get in the criuser"

[Rockefella]

My dad just talked to me, I told him it was my friend's and I wasn't drinking. Worst part is that I'm stuck home tonight.

[my porsche]

were you drinking?

[CHEESE-TACULAR]

what do you mean worst part? you get to hang with all of us on UCP!

[targa]

oooh.....

dont get caught next time

[CHEESE-TACULAR]

^ good advice, very open targa

[Rockefella]

so he took you to the station? theres gotta be more. he didnt ask any questions, just "get in the criuser"

K, the story. My friends Dan, Anthony, and I were standing at the liquor store waiting for a 21+ year old to buy us some beer. 5 min later, a friend's brother shows up who gets us the 6 40's and we stand in the back parking lot waiting for our ride. After 20 min. of my friend bitching and moaning, he picks us up and drops us off at the corner 1 block down from my friends house.

Now, my retarded friend Andy (shrimp of a guy that no one really likes) said, "Zach, do you wanna walk any more suspicious with that beer" and little did we know that the cop heard him say that, or at least most of it. Five seconds later the cop calls us over, looks in the box, and says, "Guys, I gotta do what I gotta do. Let me call some units over and we'll have to escort you guys to the police station so you're parents can pick you up."

We all sign in, call the parents, wait... and get picked up. The end.

Edit: we do this 2 times a week (every weekend) for the last 12 months, first time the cops got us.

[CHEESE-TACULAR]

haha ha ha, nice cop-i mean that literally

[Rockefella]

haha ha ha, nice cop-i mean that literally

It's true, he was a nice guy. His fellow cop friend was a dick though.

[CHEESE-TACULAR]

youre very lucky