What i learned in england:
-you're not more polite than us, you just like to think it
-You can't swing a cat in london without hitting a nice car
-trains=good
-goodwood is phenominla, but a little hyped-up
-people arent as romantically open in the uk, yet theres porn on tv...
-apparently, according to top gear, cars with over 200bhp are involved in less accidents than those with less than 200hp
-everything is twice as expensive, even without changing currency, say you want a 996 carrera, thatll be 60k pounds, or $120k, right? nope, not even $60k
-exchange rate=not good
-i'd much rather live where i am
-london is too crowded
-english women are in general unnatractive
-the ones that are have big breasts and like to flaunt them
-the stores try to pass off fake football jerseys as real
-chavs are everywhere not just essex