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  1. 08-09-2005, 02:39 AM #1
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    Something I've sometimes WANTED to do


    http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/eu...eut/index.html


    PS: Don't tell "the wife" or my life will be hell !!!!!!!
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine


    PS: Don't tell "the wife" or my life will be hell !!!!!!!
    what's her number ?

    i read that on Belgium tv teletext yesterday.it's quite stupid
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    No wonder you spend so much time on UCP nowadays

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    what's her number
    Oi you disgrace to manfolk
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    Quote Originally Posted by spi-ti-tout
    I don't think you need to worry we're all men
    except me,im an alien
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    Quote Originally Posted by drakkie
    what's her number ?
    Only if you promise to take here away !

    I can't afford her credit card AND my cars. So easy choice IMHO
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
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    haha thats hilarious, must be a very cooperative relationship
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    Quote Originally Posted by drakkie
    im an alien
    Quote Originally Posted by MetA
    Only if you promise to take here away !
    Oooohhhhh....I see the connection

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    PS: This thread will be deleted to protect the innocent (me). If my good lady were to see this on my screen --- :shudder: ------ well let's just say my idea of humour and her's dont' always align. I'll need to keep my piano wire under lock adn key
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine

    http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/eu...eut/index.html


    PS: Don't tell "the wife" or my life will be hell !!!!!!!
    what is that you sometimes wanted to do?? . go to Italy ???
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    What a Dumbass, lol, very funny though.
    "The thunder of 1001bhp would send a sonic boom through his carbon fibre shell, crack it in half and leave a wet puddle on the fancy leather seat."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine
    PS: This thread will be deleted to protect the innocent (me). If my good lady were to see this on my screen --- :shudder: ------ well let's just say my idea of humour and her's dont' always align. I'll need to keep my piano wire under lock adn key
    Make her uninterested in cars so she doesn't come
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    My English teacher from elementary school once went to hairdresser and left her car there, returned home on a bus and kept calling local police station for 4 days, because someone had stolen her car
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    How stupid?:/
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    The husband told police he had not missed his wife because she always sat in the back of the car with their daughter.
    For 6 hours? Riiiight, and I'm George Bush. Guess she was being a pain ...
    http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31695
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine
    PS: This thread will be deleted to protect the innocent (me)
    It's not like anythings going to kill you in the middle of the night...
    There is 3 people on a boat with loads of children running around it, the 3 people are: 1. Bob geldof, 2. Ozzy Osbourne, and 3. Micheal jackson, they're sailing out for the G8 live aid, they've hit a rock and they're sinking, bob says: "save the children!" ozzy says: "Fuc the children!"

    Micheal says "have we got time?"
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