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  1. 11-23-2005, 07:39 PM #1
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    Is there such thing as a fast saturn?

    ok i don't know much about cars but i was talkin to some guy he said he had this saturn that they only made for one year. i forgot which kind of saturn he said. anywho he said he dumped a bunch of money into it and had a turbo and cold air intake and dual overhead cams (i think) and a chip and all this other shit. It sounds like bullshit but i dont know. he said he ran 11s but he didnt specify what he ran them in. he said even stock this car was fast. THATS ALL I KNOW!!! does anyone here no of any saturn that could be fast?
    Forgive me for the retarted things i might say.....
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    Sounds like a load to me - on TurboSaturns.com they list the fastest 1/4 mile time as 12.26, using nitrous.

    Weird that someone would try to brag about a Saturn.

    EDIT: Man is that forum ever funny. In one thread they're talking about getting "into the 8s" - they're not talking 1/4 mile though, they're talking 0-60 - No joke!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Egg Nog
    Sounds like a load to me - on TurboSaturns.com they list the fastest 1/4 mile time as 12.26, using nitrous.

    Weird that someone would try to brag about a Saturn.

    EDIT: Man is that forum ever funny. In one thread they're talking about getting "into the 8s" - they're not talking 1/4 mile though, they're talking 0-60 - No joke!
    ROFLMAO. Classic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Egg Nog
    Sounds like a load to me - on TurboSaturns.com they list the fastest 1/4 mile time as 12.26, using nitrous.

    Weird that someone would try to brag about a Saturn.

    EDIT: Man is that forum ever funny. In one thread they're talking about getting "into the 8s" - they're not talking 1/4 mile though, they're talking 0-60 - No joke!
    I'll be damn proud the day I can get my 0-60's that low...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Egg Nog
    Sounds like a load to me - on TurboSaturns.com they list the fastest 1/4 mile time as 12.26, using nitrous.

    Weird that someone would try to brag about a Saturn.

    EDIT: Man is that forum ever funny. In one thread they're talking about getting "into the 8s" - they're not talking 1/4 mile though, they're talking 0-60 - No joke!
    ROFLOL That's too much!!

    I think there was a Saturn that was supercharged, I think Ion Redline not sure.
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    ahahahahaha, they can be "decently quick" and there are just enough turbo Saturns out there to scare some people.
    But overall, the ION Redline is Saturns only respectable car and it's as slow as the RSX.
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    Define 'fast.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiggs
    I'll be damn proud the day I can get my 0-60's that low...
    thats sad, my dad's expedition weights 5,000 pounds and the 0-60 is like 8.5 somewhere close

    what kinda hp is the beast puting out now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by my porsche
    thats sad, my dad's expedition weights 5,000 pounds and the 0-60 is like 8.5 somewhere close

    what kinda hp is the beast puting out now?
    Well, it was 115 stock. I figure with the Techtonics exhaust... Maybe 120. But hey, that's like 101 at the wheels. Eh, who cares? It's all about looking good at 2 miles an hour.
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    The Saturn Curve has 230 hp but no posted top speed or 1/4 mile time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esperante
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiggs
    Well, it was 115 stock. I figure with the Techtonics exhaust... Maybe 120. But hey, that's like 101 at the wheels. Eh, who cares? It's all about looking good at 2 miles an hour.
    maybe if you get that engine for christmas
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