"Pic and its Story" week-10

[jorismo]

Congrats my_porsche!!!

So this weeks pic is:



Fernando Alonso reported this week that he will join McLaren in 2007, so I thought he should be featured in the comp...

Rules:
- Only one post per member
- Submit within 48 hours
- After 48 hours there will be a vote for the best caption
- Winner gets one point
- Please put your entry between "...", or you will not be included in the voting thread!!!

Standings so far:
<AAA-MOD> 2 points
Vaigra 2 points
my_porsche 2 points
:Exige: 1 point
VtecMini 1 point
Pando 1 point
r1ckst4 1 point

[Vaigra]

"The technicians try to look as non-chalant as possible while trying to sabotage Alonso's car"

[Matra et Alpine]

"Fernando slowly realises that when the team said they were 'sending him to Coventry" it DIDN'T mean the HQ was moving "

[Sauc3]

"(Alonso) You know, I've been wondering... Does my bum look fat in this?"

[RazaBlade]

Ha ha ha.... vaigra hit the nail on the head, awesome!!

[jorismo]

"Hey Fernando, why don't you go and ask one of your little friends at McLaren if they want to start your engine?!?"

[cmcpokey]

"Fernando... Fernando!!! Wake up. Practice time is not your nap time."

[LTT]

"No, no, we have tire warmers now, you don't need to pee on them anymore!"

[Esperante]

Fernando:'Can I pleeease go now? It's rather awkward...'

[<AAA-MOD>]

"Fernando, we're all here as an intervention. We're certain that you must be on drugs to leave all of us, and we won't let that happen."

[PerfAdv]

"Alonso, mate, we promise to do our best if you promise not to sing if we win."

[kingofthering]

"mechanic on right tire: um... did you know that when you join mclaren, we get kimi rakkonen?

[Egg Nog]

"I really doubt we're going to beat our old times with tires like these!"

[Jack_Bauer]

Mechanic 1: "You did bring the starter with you, didn't you?"

Mechanic 2: "Dude, it was your turn to bring the starter!"

Mechanic 1: "No it wasn......oh wait...."

Collectively: "Youuuuuuuuuuuu D!CKHEAD!!!"

[adamfraser]

"Guy on Right - You in front, Move, and all the rest, watch me piss on Alonso's Car!"