"Pic and its Story" week-10 [VOTING] Part 2

[jorismo]

Please vote in both threads!!!

PerAdv
"Alonso, mate, we promise to do our best if you promise not to sing if we win."

kingofthering
"mechanic on right tire: um... did you know that when you join mclaren, we get kimi rakkonen?

Egg Nog
"I really doubt we're going to beat our old times with tires like these!"

Jack_Bauer
Mechanic 1: "You did bring the starter with you, didn't you?"
Mechanic 2: "Dude, it was your turn to bring the starter!"
Mechanic 1: "No it wasn......oh wait...."
Collectively: "Youuuuuuuuuuuu D!CKHEAD!!!"

adamfraser
"Guy on Right - You in front, Move, and all the rest, watch me piss on Alonso's Car!"

NuclearCrap
Bald guy: "What? Are they crazy? We can tell which tire is left or right without these labels!!"
Mechanic A*talks slowly*: "Hmmm...maybe you're right about..."
Alonso interrupts: "GODDAMMIT!! ARE YOU GUYS DONE TALKING?? JUST LET ME DO THESE DAMN LAPS SO I CAN TAKE A SH*T!!!"
All Mechanics together: "Shut the f*ck up."

Rockefella
"Fernando, you can get out of the car once we figure out a plan to kill Kimi."

Spastik_Roach
"Four weeks ago my tummy wasn't touching the steering wheel. NOW LOOK! That mclaren team put out a mean Buffet Table"

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Rockefella's tickled me the most. Short, sweet, and the bitter truth

[NuclearCrap]

Mine's totally non-sense, made-up crap.

[jorismo]

Rockefella's tickled me the most. Short, sweet, and the bitter truth

And I first didn't even want to include him because his entry wasn't between "...". But my christmas-spirit won it over the rules...