RAWRRRR! GRRRRRR **composes self
i know this is a car forum but yeah...
The issue is:
COCK BLOCKING
Cock blocking drives me against the wall. For people who do not know what it means, look it up on urban dictionary. Due to the crude nature of the word i will UGUUGUGHHHHG!!!!! (random outbursts of anger that may occur more along the rest of my post, ignore if you choose) be refered to as the term "JEFFREY", named after the most famous person of that profession (one of my good friends too, unforetunately). Often I would be at a bar or whatever and am about to "close the deal" with a girl and (please please, I know this sounds cliche but take it literally) OUT OF NOWHERE Jeff would come alone and JEFFREY me!"OH JONESEY LOOK AT THE PORNO MAGS AT THE STORE ACROSS THE ROAD" or (while intoxicated) "OH MAN I FOUND THESE TWO SLUTTY GIRLS WHO I THINK ARE IN COLLEGE THAT ARE REALLY INTO ME". ARE YOU STILL STUCK IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN IT COMES TO DATING!!?!?!?!? STILL TRYING TO GET SOME EASY LAY!?~?! **** OFF!
Okay. When I see one of my friends talking to a person that I don't know, I, instinctively, do not approach and start to talk. Jeff is so friggin good at just coming outta nowhere and interjecting the crap outta any conversation. In fact, while formulating this post, I just realized what an awesome subject changer he is.
Do not get me wrong, Jeff is a good friend; Helps me fix shit, chills, reliable, good sportsmanship, and has good integrity. It is just that he is like the type of people like in jackass the movie sometimes. This one time I told him that I was going to be placed in a pit (a technical term for a section in the casino i work at) with this hottie named Amber. What does jeff do? During his break he comes over and yells out "Amber! JONES WANTS TO SEXX YOOUUUU!!!!" WTF MAN!! I wasn't into her or anything but still. Fortunately, this INTENTIONAL blocking only occured once, and we got a good laugh. All the other ones have been accidental.
I already forbade myself from going to places like bars, clubs, and parties with him because of this, so that is covered now, thank god. I even decided agaisnt going on road trips to Miami and Montreal with my buddies because of this problem.However, there would still be times where we would be (lets say) grocery stores, the library, or at work or soemthing and he JEFFREYs the living crap outta me when some ladies miraculously start to converse with me. The fact that he is doing it unintentionally is sometimes relieving. But the fact that he does it so effortlessly taht it SEEMS like he is doing it intentionally is...irritating.
I can't tell him about this problem. He will only REALIZE what he is doing and increase the frequency of doing it, knowing how much it angers me. I may have to physically assault him but the pain inflicted onto him still will not compensated for the amount of wrist pain he as forced me to undergo instead. He probably will laugh and say I had no chance anyways but that is only because he only penetrates beings with the IQ of a 4th grader. My group of pals are also strict followers of the “bros before hoes” policy. If you people have any ways of solving this problem, please post it. Also feel free to share your JEFFEREYing experiences.
Thanks in advanced for feedback and reading my rant.
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Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine
