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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Othr_Canuck
    Yeah and in Caledonia they're rioting because they hate jelly...
    LOLZ Pwnzord man i am so bored

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Canuck
    LOLZ Pwnzord man i am so bored

    Figured that out awhile ago lol... pwnzord? lol..
    Eh?

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    PwNz0Rd!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Canuck
    we got BEARS, Lynxs, wolves, more bears, beavers of course and also i think a recent shark speices was dicovereed living in hudson bay or something....oh and we have Natives too.
    all of which are endangered and pussified. they just hide in the mountains now, and with New Zealands gun laws (or lack thereof), not really a problem. And no natives can match the Maori's for brutality and viciousness.

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Canuck
    lol oh noes! not a blind shark that lives under ice, has an uberslow metabolism and eats small fish!!!1!!
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    they'll just attack us with their cold.

    brrr....
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey
    all of which are endangered and pussified. they just hide in the mountains now, and with New Zealands gun laws (or lack thereof), not really a problem. And no natives can match the Maori's for brutality and viciousness.


    lol oh noes! not a blind shark that lives under ice, has an uberslow metabolism and eats small fish!!!1!!
    they drag caribou in from the shore by grabbing their necks with their teeth...

    oh and there are quite a few bears that do not hide in the mountains... oh and wild boars are so visious with their charging and little horns...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Canuck
    they drag caribou in from the shore by grabbing their necks with their teeth...
    suuure they do they got nothing on crocodiles.. they leap 9metres up the riverbank to eat cattle.
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Canuck
    oh and there are quite a few bears that do not hide in the mountains... oh and wild boars are so visious with their charging and little horns...
    we have the bundaberg rum bear! no pussy bear matches that
    i have the bottom jaw of a wild bear i shot... the tusks are quite substantial i assure you they have disemboweled many a unwary farmer
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey
    suuure they do they got nothing on crocodiles.. they leap 9metres up the riverbank to eat cattle.
    "The giant shark goes by the name Sleeper but kills large caribou after lying in wait - crocodile-style - at the mouth of Canada's northern rivers." Got nothing EH?

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    yeh.
    it's BLIND. Those little things on it's eyes are parasites that give off light to attract fish.
    i'm a quakin' in my boots here
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey
    yeh.
    it's BLIND. Those little things on it's eyes are parasites that give off light to attract fish.
    i'm a quakin' in my boots here
    yeah they smell your fear...and the crap in your pants lol

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    lol
    reminds me of the time when my sister put fish food in the back pocket of my board shorts, and i got chased by catfish.
    i don't expect this cartilaginous fish to be any different
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    Lol

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    If onlyyou people knew what life is like surrounded by these canucks...
    Who killed the Electric Car?
    GO HABS GO!

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    SEPRATIST^ LOL montreal is nice tho...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeTurbo
    If onlyyou people knew what life is like surrounded by these canucks...
    Do we want to know?

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