Racially.Originally Posted by Pando
Racially.Originally Posted by Pando
I'm going to eat breakfast. And then I'm going to change the world.
It had the derogatory W-word for italian people. Sorry about my last retarded post, I was smashed at a bachelor party and hit the computer when everybody else went to bed. If I offended anybody, take comfort in the knowledge that the great wheel of Karma hit me with a massive hangover, then backed up and got me again with what I hope is food poisioning.
It was one of those 3 a.m. beer-munchies things where me and a hillbilly buddy got into a "you call that rare? I'd say that's medium if anything" contest that led to both of us eating around two pounds of raw, locally butchered beef, according to shocked eyewitnesses. I'm not going crazy yet, and nothing is eating my flesh, so I may get away with it.
cheers.
Last edited by LandQuail; 06-20-2006 at 09:34 AM.
Sorry about all that. I seek out a keyboard when I drink, similar to "drunk dialing," but usually not as harmful. Hell of a party though... One of my friends happened onto a lot of money and built for himself a sort of "hillbilly paradise" out in the backwoods of Arkansas. There was a bunker (that's the only way to describe it, no hyperbole) full of firearms, many fully automatic, many more custom-built high-caliber one-offs that even shoot bespoke ammunition.
I got to shoot a glossy-black 454. casull (or something) revolver, which makes a 44-magnum look very small, with a crouched lion depicted in what I was told was 24-carat gold on the grip, and a cape buffalo on the drum. It felt like somebody had whacked the muzzle with a baseball bat, but I managed to hold onto it and even hit the cantaloupe I was aiming at. Then we loaded up into a brand-new dodge megacab 4x4 and chased cows across acres of bumpy fields. Wow. Amazing how hard you can hit a cow in a modern truck without inflicting any damage (to the truck).
But wait! There's still a competition on. Here are two submitted to me by Scotty350Z which are great. Congratulations Scotty, you're the big winner, with IwantanAudi finishing a close second. Thanks to everybody (both of you) for your submissions.
Last edited by LandQuail; 06-20-2006 at 11:49 AM.
I have another 18 entries to use hereOriginally Posted by LandQuail
I'm gunna rawk this shit. Give me a sec.
EDIT: Entered.
Last edited by IWantAnAudiRS6; 06-20-2006 at 02:35 PM.
I'm going to add a few BMW ads I just cooked up. Stay tuned.
Last edited by Lagonda; 06-22-2006 at 03:19 AM.
Some bmw ads. Two of them have a certain "theme"
My vote goes to Lagonda.
not mine, but thought i'd put them up for a laugh, didn't know where else ot put them lol
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
I find the driving skill one brilliant...
Lack of charisma can be fatal.
Visca Catalunya!
Here's one.
I like the Volkswagen and the sportbike ad....both are dead on.
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