They're Australian, of course they can kill you.
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
is it wombats who will collapse their burrow on you if you try to chase them down a hole?
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
Either that or they let you in part way, block up the hole with their arse then try to kick your head against the roof of the burrow. Best bet if you annoy one is to climb a tree until they get bored.
Also they have cubic poo.
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
Just watch out in the trees above you Desmo for the Killer Koalas that drop down and maul you.
Them Aussies make hardcore animals
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
Drop bears, we call em. Put vegemite behind your ears, they really hate that.
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
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