IT Professionals Ultimate car
If U R working in the Information technology field & U are obsessed with cars U'd probably want to know what the macho of german cars modifiers have achieved recently.....The Brabus Maybach 57 6.3
So "why does the subject suggest it is exactly ideal for IT personnel ?"U may wonder....
Well,in fact for a plenty of reasons:
The first is that IT pros will probably need the 640-hp / 471-kW twelve-cylinder bi-turbo Brabus SV12 engine with an increased displacement from 5.5 to huge 6.3 litres accompanied with minor modifications in stroke length,piston rods,bore size and ,of course, increased piston size.
These facts suggest that if a user on ur lan,dear colleage,calls U for a rescue operation(a faulty floppy disk or even better: a forgotten password) U'll need only 4.9 seconds to sprint to the first 100 km/h mark & reach three times that speed as maximum all to reach the site of the accident before ur dear user loses temper & sets his PC on fire.
While the second reason is even more vital to us,Computer age specialists,as the Brabus Maybach 57 is equipped with what can be described as Remote Emergency Room:
Brabus has decided to expand the dual 9" 16:9 ratio display monitors(from standard Maybachs) into a more lovely 15.2" units integrated into the front seatbacks.These units serve as screens for a computer custom-developed for use in a car. It features an 80 Gigabyte hard drive and is connected to the Internet at up to 1.5 times the speed of ISDN using a W-LAN and a fourplex GPRS router. For comfortable operation the system features a handy wireless keyboard and a wireless optical gyro mouse .
A USB 2.0 port harmoniously integrated into the center console allows connecting peripherals such as printers or digital cameras.
To stay online even outside the car the Brabus communication specialists(God bless them) integrated an IBM X-series notebook into an electrically operated drawer in the trunk. The notebook is also connected via W-LAN to the car's computer network.
On the other hand,and since the comfort & luxury of technology masters does matter Brabus introduces a unique combination of luxurious yet sporty ride with the air suspension unit capable of adjusting the height of the car in a margin of 15mms.All this added to the interior crafted from the finest leather and Alcantara, further enhanced by color-contrasted decorative seams & combined with custom-tailored Brabus floor mats made from the finest lambskin will guarantee that neither ur back nor ur feet will get tired through ur supersonic trip to office.
"WOW" will probably be the only words U can say "but......errrrr.....what about the price tag & how can I convince my superiors with such an idea?".......
Well buddy, the latest statistics show that the number of users who are willing to commit suicide if they can't lay their hands on to their precious word documents & brilliant presentation files is still within the tolerated losses of 99.99% of the earth's firms so U should not worry all that much......yet
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Originally Posted by EvilPaladin
