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Thread: Car vs. animal

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    Car vs. animal

    Here's an interesting comparison: the race is one lap around the Tsukuba circuit, the opponents are a Megabusa with the limited top speed of 70mph, versus a cheetah trained to run this course, now who would be the first one to cross the finish line? Let the race begin!! Lol.
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    no no no, it has to be a comparison thread, thats why everyone loves gtek-i's recent threads!

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    does the cheetah have to stick to the bitumen?
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    Oh wait I forgot, the cheetah has pads on its feet made by Michelin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakg
    no no no, it has to be a comparison thread, thats why everyone loves gtek-i's recent threads!
    Oh yeah, that's also why I love your MSN contact list with custom names hahahahaha.
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    the bike will win. cheetahs can only run at 110 km/hr for a few seconds because they tire easily & their heart beats 80 times a second when they chase their prey at top speed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverhawk
    the bike will win. cheetahs can only run at 110 km/hr for a few seconds because they tire easily & their heart beats 80 times a second when they chase their prey at top speed.
    yea, but these are cheatahs eating nothing but Blue Smarties

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    Quote Originally Posted by silverhawk
    the bike will win. cheetahs can only run at 110 km/hr for a few seconds because they tire easily & their heart beats 80 times a second when they chase their prey at top speed.
    Alright what if this cheetah is a little hungry and has a piece of meat hanging in front of his head yet he can reach it?

    And steroids!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NuclearCrap
    Alright what if this cheetah is a little hungry and has a piece of meat hanging in front of his head yet he can reach it?

    And steroids!!!
    hmmm... what about if we promise it the endless amount of spam on UCP?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NuclearCrap
    Alright what if this cheetah is a little hungry and has a piece of meat hanging in front of his head yet he can reach it?

    And steroids!!!
    i know from experience that having a piece of meat dangling in front of an animal ensures it will take a random path completely unrelated to where you wanted it to go
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    Quote Originally Posted by NuclearCrap
    Alright what if this cheetah is a little hungry and has a piece of meat hanging in front of his head yet he can reach it?

    And steroids!!!
    you should have mentioned that earlier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey
    i know from experience that having a piece of meat dangling in front of an animal ensures it will take a random path completely unrelated to where you wanted it to go
    How about a little track that goes around the track with that meat on it while the computer makes sure that our cheetah is always 5 feet away from it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakg
    hmmm... what about if we promise it the endless amount of spam on UCP?
    Oh hell yes it'll win for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NuclearCrap
    How about a little track that goes around the track with that meat on it while the computer makes sure that our cheetah is always 5 feet away from it?
    too complicated. i'd rather splice horse DNA into some cheetah foetuses to create a cheetah that could withstand me riding on it's back wearing nothing but boots, boxers and a hat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey
    too complicated. i'd rather splice horse DNA into some cheetah foetuses to create a cheetah that could withstand me riding on it's back wearing nothing but boots, boxers and a hat.
    why do you need boxers?

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