I heard a good, but cheesy pick-up line today, anyone got any funny ones?
a few:
"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice, hi, I'm Colin."
"I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away."
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I heard a good, but cheesy pick-up line today, anyone got any funny ones?
a few:
"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice, hi, I'm Colin."
"I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away."
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this one works for me and a few other BOJ-ers
"nice shoes, wana f*ck?"
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You even have to say that anymore?Originally Posted by whiteballz
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As he said, he uses it on other BOJ members.
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I thought it was
"Nice shoes, how'd you like to see them in my rear-view mirror?"
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i love it,,,,!!!! best-one so far!! LOL!
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"does this rag smell like chloroform?"
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
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Hook line and sink'er
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Best I've heard yet.
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Useless? Never. Works great with kids. Gullable
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All about the t-tops
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All equally useless
btw what is BOJ?
it was actually me who killed vasilli zaitsev, heinz thorwald, carlos hatchcock, and simo hayha
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Brotherhood of Jelly.All equally useless
btw what is BOJ?
Your unknowingness insults us
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants.
It's simple but effective.
Note - This pick-up line does not work
"Take my swimming trunks, I won't need them." - Frank Costanza. "What does he want with your swimming trunks." - Estelle Costanza. "Why should they go to waste." - Frank Costanza - Seinfeld
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i should think that would largely depend on the circumstances
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
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sigh... even the shittiest lines will work on hookers.i should think that would largely depend on the circumstances
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