Already posted these in the jokes thread - http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum...&postcount=988
Already posted these in the jokes thread - http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum...&postcount=988
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"Hey I couldn't help noticing you from acroos the room. I know it's a little early, seeing I don't know you, but I was wondering if you'd like to come back to my place? Maybe I could pour some wine, and we could just sit and talk. Then I could make a nice dinner, and we could enjoy it and enjoy each others opinions. Then I could pour you more wine, and then we could f**k.
The ability for outward expression is dependent on substance...
i love it,,,,!!!! best-one so far!! LOL!Originally Posted by whiteballz
Some Rulers Are Immortalized In Marble Others,
In Carbon Fiber.{Hard Core Audi Fan}Ich Fahr Omnibus!
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'Hi'
lol, I've never used pick-up lines, I just talk random stuff...
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I don't know that many but here are some that I do know:
Lets play "Titanic" when I say 'iceberg' you go down.
You: Can I tak your picture?
Guy/Girl: What for?
You: So I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas
Are you Jamacian? 'Cuz you're Ja-makin' me CRAZY!
Your name must be McDonalds 'cuz I'm lovin' it!
Nice shirt. Think I can talk you out of it?
Are you moroccan? Cuz you are Ma-rockin' my world!
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my dairy again?
My name is Sam but you can call me anytime!
I have changed my name to fun. Wanna have some of me?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I'm sorry did u just wink at me or was that something in your eye?
So where do you hide your wings angel baby?
If looks could kill you'd be on America's Most Wanted
Are you religous, 'cuz you're the awnser to my prayers
If I were to let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
If you were one of the seven dwarfs I'd have to call you "Sexy"
Finally! Someone good enough for me!
No, I'm not pointing the remote the wrong way, I'm trying to turn you on!
If we were at McDonalds you'd be my McCutie
Your name is _____? Oh so I can call you _____? Great, what time?
Ever made out with Pop Rocks before?
I feel a little off today, mind turning me on?
Think about it: If you take me home, I won't have to stalk you. Isn't that easy?
You like my voice? You should hear my phone number
Lets make like two candles and go out.
Is it your birthday yet? 'Cause you need a spankin'
You want me? Yeah, so do 47 states.
Are you a pirate? 'Cuz I'm digging your chest!
I'm like Secret - Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
Can I have your phone number so my roommates know where to reach me in the morning?
You're the best thing since lip gloss!
Hey I'm free for you and cheap for them so what are you waiting for?
Are you checking me out or just reading my shirt?
Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?
Oh, I'm sorry I thought that name tag was Braille.
Do you like bacon? You do? Wanna strip?
Excuse me I think you have my rib
Do you have a shovel in your pocket, 'cuz I'm diggin' that ass.
Do you wash your pants with Windex? 'Cause I can really see myself in them
Are are from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten-I-see
Romeo would of ditched her for you
If you were a public toliet you'd be a porta-hottie
Damnit, I had the best pick-up line but you smiled at me on the way over here and made me forget it.
Are you Dr. Pepper because you make the world taste better
Wanna go fog up the windows in my car?
Are your pants felt? Do you want them to be?
Pick a number between 1 and 10. Nope you guessed wrong now you have to kiss me
I've had my shots!
I'll only take out my retainers only for you
I'll pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast
Hey, does my milkshake bring you to the yard
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
You suck. Plain and simple.Originally Posted by 6speed
The truth, and nothing but the truth..Originally Posted by johnnynumfiv
HEHE, I just used the 'can i take your pic...... so i can show...' one on my ex girlfriend
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"Hey Quiggs' mom. Let's go make another kid."
Rockefella says:
pat's sister is hawt
David Fiset says:
so is mine
David Fiset says:
do want
HAHAHA, Classic Rocke...
My ex ruined it, I said "Vicky, can I take you picture??" and she said, "you know i hate my pic being taken, so, no"
GOD DAMNIT!!!
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Yes he stole it from me copyrightOriginally Posted by ADRENALINE
"Just a matter of time i suppose"
"The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"
"I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"
Rocke: "Hey, you want some candy little girl?"
[O o)O=\x/=O(o O]
The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
True.Originally Posted by Quiggs
Rockefella says:
pat's sister is hawt
David Fiset says:
so is mine
David Fiset says:
do want
Good comebackOriginally Posted by Quiggs
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