I have just found 2003 sales figures for the best selling cars in the world, and the worst selling cars in the UK.

So what god-awful heap of junk could be Britains worst selling car?

Maybach. 9 cars sold.
2nd Worst Honda NSX: 20 sold
25 fools spent 32k on a brand new Honda Legend
The Maybach's only direct competitor, the much criticised Rolls Royce Phantom sold 34. Not many you may say, but that is the same number as Lamborghini's Murcielago, and as it costs twice as much that's not too bad.

Other poor performers are:
Maserati Spyder 86 - Poor quality. Apparently dealers order two, one for the customer, and one to replace all the bits that are going to break. I kid you not.
VW Phaeton 99 - Badge snobbery, VW's upmarket gamble doesn't seem to be paying off.

Best seller was the Ford Focus, with 129,054
USA 413,296 Toyota Camrys
Germany 204,717 VW Golfs
France 163,069 Renault Clios
Italy 184,092 Fiat Puntos
Japan 204,392 Toyota Corollas
Australia 82,295 Holden Commodores