This is a game show i have devised, it'll be aired on Fox soon, because god knows they'll air anything......
Idiot Survivor
12 Losers, including our very own Guyt_x, R34_296kw, Maximus14443, and anyone else you care to add, will be shoved into a dark, smelly room, complete with 12 computers, some used porn, and some chips. Every day their mother (played by Jeff Probst) will jostle them into getting a job, a girlfriend or some sunlight.
The Losers...Contestants, each assigned one of these computers, will have to log onto every forum they can find, and must make at least 10 random, useless posts per forum before becoming banned. Style points will be awarded for utter lack of cohesion, mental clarity loss, swearing your F***ing head off and attempting to post used porn onto said websites. Points are deducted for cohesion, lack of smilies, or recieving reputation/karma points. Points will also be deducted for excessve downloading of anything less than savoury.
At the end of every week the losers will be gathered into a room and their scores for the week will be announced, one person, the person deemed most cohesive and least retarded, will be eliminated. This will continue until finally the last two will have a counterstrike battle until finally a winner (?) is found, or until the losers figure out whats going on, in which case the room will be gassed, Jeff inside or not, and the contestants taken to a Psychiatric facility.
The winner (?) recieves a brand new Pontiac Aztek, 2,000 roubles, a years subscription to Knitting World Monthly, a voucher for two free cheeseburgers at McDonalds and a new hard drive for storing there limitless amounts of porn on. The losers will have to live on there own for a year, away from mother dearest. There will be no female contestants as the other contestants will probably ogle them all day....
Any Takers?
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Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows
