Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 35

Thread: eBay FOTD.

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Northampton, Pennsylvania
    Posts
    7,989

    eBay FOTD.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1991-...QQcmdZViewItem

    I'm left speechless. Because I'm laughing so hard.

    I'm not sure what the scariest part is- the car itself, the dealer's asking price on the window, the amount it's going for on eBay, or the number of people fighting over this... thing.
    [O o)O=\x/=O(o O]

    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    11,037
    I love the CLK headlights being used as brakelights for that Skyline look....no, really...
    Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.

    Being nice since 2007.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Rozenburg
    Posts
    10,020
    It'll eat a 1.8T for breakfast.
    If you should see a man walking down a crowded street talking aloud to himself, don't run in the opposite direction, but run towards him, because he's a poet. You have nothing to fear from the poet - but the truth.

    (Ted Joans)

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Sible Hedingham, Essex, United Kingdom
    Posts
    3,214
    My favorite part of the auction is this line...

    Quote Originally Posted by The comical ebay auction
    There are no door handles--remote operated, currently not working.
    ...i would at least fix it before putting it up!!
    Just call me Tom

    Please visit www.tomranson.com and make me feel loved.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Reality
    Posts
    3,151
    What makes me cringe the most is the long list of nice cars that served as organ donors to help this thing make its disgusting way to the street.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Barcelona
    Posts
    33,488
    Quote Originally Posted by RobPorsche View Post
    What makes me cringe the most is the long list of nice cars that served as organ donors to help this thing make its disgusting way to the street.
    It's probable that they bought the parts and not the whole cars and then took out thte lights or whatever.
    Lack of charisma can be fatal.
    Visca Catalunya!

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Posts
    8,068
    That thing is hideous. It seems to have a great amount of holes in it. And I'm loving the way he runs out of stuff to say about the engine, so goes back to cosmetics

    The interior is utterly awful. As is the rest of the car. It just gets worse and worse, the more you read.

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Québec
    Posts
    5,749
    This is awful. I'm kinda sad in a way thinking the owner probably said "Oh mY GaWd, mY cAr iZ gAngStA yO!!1!1!" which is completely false. At least there is no NOS.
    Reginald *IB4R* says:
    it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
    David says:
    that's what she said

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Northampton, Pennsylvania
    Posts
    7,989
    Quote Originally Posted by Wouter Melissen View Post
    It'll eat a 1.8T for breakfast.
    False.
    Quote Originally Posted by fisetdavid26 View Post
    This is awful. I'm kinda sad in a way thinking the owner probably said "Oh mY GaWd, mY cAr iZ gAngStA yO!!1!1!" which is completely false. At least there is no NOS.
    Too bad it doesn't have nitrous. At least then it'd have a chance at outrunning the ugly stick that's been beating it.

    The page was posted on the Whoretex, and a few members are from the area the car's from. Apparently it's been sitting on their used lot, way in the back, since shortly after the first F&F movie came out. No surprise with $10,000 on the front window they haven't sold it yet.
    [O o)O=\x/=O(o O]

    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Somewhere in South America
    Posts
    1,281
    OMFG...and, what is with INTERCOOLER used as an AIR INTAKE!?!?!?! It must help lots with the free flowing of the air!!!
    Zag when they Zig

  11. #11
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    USA, Colorado, Vallecito Lake
    Posts
    3,831
    That is truly hidious, it belongs in my anti-rice thread
    http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum...ad.php?t=30847
    "Horsepower sells motor cars, but torque wins motor races."
    -Carrol Shelby

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Derby, England
    Posts
    2,192
    Quote Originally Posted by Suka View Post
    ...i would at least fix it before putting it up!!
    I'd say it a good thing that people can't get into this car...







    ...BURN IT!

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Goshen, IN
    Posts
    3,377
    Man that is one ugly car. There are no words that can truly sum up just how awful that car is.

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    95616
    Posts
    5,357
    I would buy it, strip out the engine and the... oh wait... nothing on this car is worth that much....

    Anyway... I would buy it to destroy it so it will cease to exist on the Earth.
    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Aberdeen
    Posts
    2,975
    i have lost the will to live.
    autozine.org

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Ebay scam
    By crisis in forum Miscellaneous
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: 06-02-2005, 02:06 AM
  2. Capitan_buzo's Cars on ebay
    By capitan_buzo in forum General Automotive
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 01-19-2005, 09:13 PM
  3. this, on ebay?!?!
    By Sweeney921 in forum General Automotive
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 07-12-2004, 06:42 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •