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  1. 04-27-2004, 02:40 AM #1
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    Breaking News Haha

    Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

    To prove their theory the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer each and observed that 100% of them gained weight,talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive and refused to apologise when wrong.

    No further testing is planned.
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  2. 04-27-2004, 02:43 AM #2
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  3. 04-27-2004, 02:46 AM #3
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    lol, pretty much
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    i heard that jk ages ago, but it still gets a laugh out of me
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    well as they dont say, one mans old joke is another mans new joke!
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    lol, thats so true
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    That's hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by norman
    Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

    To prove their theory the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer each and observed that 100% of them gained weight,talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive and refused to apologise when wrong.

    No further testing is planned.
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