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    RS6: The Saga.

    Well the RS6 has been feeling pretty sluggish off the line, had them check for error codes when the 24k mile service was done last week, found nothing. Perplexed by this problem my father posted threads on audiworld asking what could be wrong, and was replied to with things like "my turbos went bad and I had to replace both" or "i had to get the whole wiring redone". Well It's still got 4 years and 50,000miles of warranty left, so no big deal.

    Yesterday we did a little jaunt out into the country (yours truly got up to 115mph. ) Twisty roads + 450 (so we thought)* horsepower + paddle shifting = fun.

    *: we later did a calculation taking into account two passengers, 6.05 seconds 0-60, and the kerb weight of the car plus 10 gallons of gas, and found roughly 75-100 horsepower missing.

    So after we made it back to the highway (relatively no traffic) we did a few 0-60 tests. It felt quick but not as "scary fast" as everyone had been saying the RS6 would be. The numbers didn't lie. 6.2, 6.3 and 6.05 seconds for our three tries. What could be causing this problem? It felt like the turbos weren't getting enough air in the low RPM's but above about 3,000 they felt fine.

    So playing around under the hood today, my dad noticed you could see completely down the air intake on the driver's side, but that there was something blocking the passenger side air intake.

    We undid the hosing to find this:

    as you can see here, it was competely filling the air intake pipes:


    What is it, you ask? It's a mouse nest. The car only had roughly 4,250 miles put on it every year for the last 4 years, and thus sat for most of the week, to be used on the weekends. A mouse, who apparently enjoyed the warmth of the Pennsylvania garage where this car spent it's first 4 years of glory, had built up a little nest out of whatever he could find.

    Sometimes what seems like a complex problem is just a simple mammal.
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    What the hell!! OMG, that's insane!

    Glad you got it out... that's brilliant!

    Any more pics of the said car?

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    No wonder the engine suffered from lack of air, that thing is so compact! Living in a RS6... that's a fancy mouse I should say. Let us know what are the 0-60 times now
    Reginald *IB4R* says:
    it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
    David says:
    that's what she said

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    Bonus pictures from yesterday:




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    Quote Originally Posted by fisetdavid26 View Post
    No wonder the engine suffered from lack of air, that thing is so compact! Living in a RS6... that's a fancy mouse I should say. Let us know what are the 0-60 times now
    Audis only attrack the finest of mice.

    Yeah well like I told Sam, it's been raining all day, so if it's dry tomorrow, do believe there shall be tests. I haven't gotten a chance to drive since we took it out this morning but he said its a very noticeable improvement downlow.
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    Looking for the new world
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    I don't know why, but that Texas license plate fit very well with the car. Just an impression... also, I love the name of the picture!
    Reginald *IB4R* says:
    it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
    David says:
    that's what she said

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    Oops forgot to block out the license plate...
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    Awesome pictures, Colin. You're my new hero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by my porsche View Post
    Oops forgot to block out the license plate...
    Nice, you deciphered my subtle tactic to let you know you should black it out!
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    Reginald *IB4R* says:
    it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
    David says:
    that's what she said

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    Quote Originally Posted by fisetdavid26 View Post
    Nice, you deciphered my subtle tactic to let you know you should black it out!
    I thought you just meant we had the coolest license plates...

    But i didnt black it out, i made it look blank with my mad haxor skillz.
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    Colin, I actually hate you. lol, I am moving in with you next weekend, that ok?

    EDIT: That rear plate surround loocks slightly odd, I need to consultmy pictures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by my porsche View Post
    I thought you just meant we had the coolest license plates...

    But i didnt black it out, i made it look blank with my mad haxor skillz.
    It was kind of a double message in one. I meant:

    a) The license plate really looks good on the car and

    b) You should black out the numbers.

    You indeed have mad h4x0r skillZ.
    Reginald *IB4R* says:
    it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
    David says:
    that's what she said

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    Blanking out license plates in pictures is stupid. It's not like thousands of people don't see your plate every day...
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    so i took hers out
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    Ah yes, they've obviosly changed the surrounds to make it fit aorund the the U.S plates better than leaving it Euro.

    Ours had the fogs up above the plates, with a crack from yours truly
    (Picture from 2004)
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    Quote Originally Posted by fisetdavid26 View Post
    It was kind of a double message in one. I meant:

    a) The license plate really looks good on the car and

    b) You should black out the numbers.

    You indeed have mad h4x0r skillZ.
    And drop in a LS7. You know, to make it a mans car.
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