plz check out my forum

[chrisb@kroozin]

plz check out my new forum at www.kroozin.tk and register if u wnt it is all modified cars and meets and lots more

[DarkPhenix]

Nice forum chrisb@kroozin but it can be better...

[chrisb@kroozin]

Nice forum chrisb@kroozin!!

thnks mate this one is mint

[Mustang]

Strange & Bizzare Facts

1. Every year, parks in London alone are doused in one million gallons of dog urine.

2. The germs present in human faces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper.

3. Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them.
The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.

4. If your body's natural defenses failed, the bacteria in your gut would consume you within 48 hours, literally eating you from the inside out.

5. Henry II was murdered by his homosexual lover, who pushed a red hot poker 0.5 metres up his rectum.

6. The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 *metres* in length.

7. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine.

8. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

9. An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

10. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

11. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

12. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

13. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

14. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

15. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

16. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faces.

17. On Average Women fart three times more than Men! (Smelly barstewards)

1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. YUCK!
3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. (I know some people like that!)
6. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows (or cares) why.
7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2 by 3-1/2.
8. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen in the distance.
9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! I knew it !
10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
13. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.
14. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan". There was never a recorded Wendy before.
15. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
16. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. Who was the sadist who discovered this??
17. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w the film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
18. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".
19. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
20. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
21. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
22. Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
23. By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
24. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
26. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
27. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".
28. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing. ???
29. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
30. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
31. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them. Not to mention the other drawback to farting in such a confined space....
32. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!

[whiteballz]

u didnt happen to use a preset text formater and web page formater did u? because i and my friend did.. and its identical in set up to that!

[chrisb@kroozin]

hi will u all register on my site plz and i crnt get my sig 2 wrk on here

[chrisb@kroozin]

dnt know my mate done it for me

[Sweeney921]

that sucks, my school has your website blocked. i guess i'm gonna have to wait til i get home

[carlover]

hi will u all register on my site plz and i crnt get my sig 2 wrk on here

You mean this one?

Images in signatures don't work on this site.

[chrisb@kroozin]

so u are saying u crnt use sigs on this site?

[carlover]

so u are saying u crnt use sigs on this site?

No, use just can't use images in sigs.

[chrisb@kroozin]

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