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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey View Post
    walk it off, pussy.
    I wish it were that easy.

    Edit: Also, she is constantly stalking me on other forums I post on. I wouldn't be surprised if she is reading every single word I type here now. I feel like I can't say anything without fear of something happening to me.
    Last edited by Lets Gekiga In; 05-11-2007 at 04:51 PM.
    "He who has overcome his fears will truly be free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lets Gekiga In View Post
    I wish it were that easy.

    Edit: Also, she is constantly stalking me on other forums I post on. I wouldn't be surprised if she is reading every single word I type here now. I feel like I can't say anything without fear of something happening to me.
    wait, so now she's hounding you across the internet? why?
    i'm not going to ask how you stuffed it up; thats your business, but why would she go to the effort of stalking you on the internet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey View Post
    wait, so now she's hounding you across the internet? why?
    i'm not going to ask how you stuffed it up; thats your business, but why would she go to the effort of stalking you on the internet?
    Yeah, it's really ruining me and I don't feel like I can get a fresh start. I don't know if I ever will get that opportunity.
    "He who has overcome his fears will truly be free."

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    wait if you're the reason you two are no longer together why would she be stalking you?

    whatever you do don't commit suicide. Think of it this way, you've obviously hit rock bottom, right? So as corny as it sounds...you have no where to go but up.
    He came dancing across the water
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    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    Become a car salesman.

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    Just focus on the good things. And if that doesn't work, then just listen to an ENYA album. That'll take care of you pretty quick.
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    Start the car up in the garage go to sleep!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ANDREW G View Post
    Start the car up in the garage go to sleep!
    Bingo, why didn't I remember that one?
    "He who has overcome his fears will truly be free."

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    can i have your car when you're done then?

    edit: isn't it all the rage to shoot up some school these days before committing suicide
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    Have you tried to make amends?

    If you think you are at the point where you don't want to make amends, have you considered a restraining order?

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    Quote Originally Posted by h00t_h00t View Post
    Riding a nuclear bomb on a one way trip to oblivion is the way to go.
    I love it. Apocalyptic!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lets Gekiga In View Post
    Bingo, why didn't I remember that one?
    dont listen to him. he's too crazy to realize he shouldve done that a long time ago before posting random threads.

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    I had a real bad night yesterday and for about 2 seconds I was thinking, "Should I jump out in front of this train?"

    Then I called myself an idiot and remembered that there's a lot more to life. Go out with a few of your friends, and depending on your age, go buy some booze, get to a strip club, smoke a cigar and have a good time. Hopefully, you'll be liquored up enough to go straight to sleep. Always remember, there are other fish in the sea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spastik_Roach View Post
    Become a car salesman.
    Best post.

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    Put a nuclear reactor in your house. In other words, overclock a Pentium 4.
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