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    Fail.

    He came dancing across the water
    With his galleons and guns
    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    I'm still laughing, and you linked me 5 minutes ago.
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    This is why there's no such thing as a Honda "friend."
    [O o)O=\x/=O(o O]

    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    Wow.....hahahaha, cause sand is great for combustion and low amounts of friction! It makes so.....little sense......
    "I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring" - Richard Feynman, last recorded words.

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    Turns out it was a joke on page 3.

    Means this thread = FAIL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Canuck View Post
    Turns out it was a joke on page 3.

    Means this thread = FAIL.

    Your a failure.
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    Just to reiterate that 1.8T nevAr looooozez:

    25lbs of sand, still running.
    He came dancing across the water
    With his galleons and guns
    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    Oh my friggin god bwahahahahahahaaa....


    If any of the Top Gear viewers here remember that Jeremy Clarkson and co. rhad carburator trouble in the Africa episode when the carb on Clarkson's Beta failed because of sand...


    But... yeah, not even a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick can stop a 1.8T
    Last edited by kingofthering; 11-12-2007 at 08:07 PM.
    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by my porsche View Post
    Just to reiterate that 1.8T nevAr looooozez:

    25lbs of sand, still running.
    Troof.
    [O o)O=\x/=O(o O]

    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    Quote Originally Posted by baddabang View Post
    You're a failure.
    Fixed*

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    [O o)O=\x/=O(o O]

    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Canuck View Post
    Fixed*
    Ladies and gentlemen we have a new Coventry.
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    God, I am so sorry.

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    You got served.
    [O o)O=\x/=O(o O]

    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Canuck View Post
    Turns out it was a joke on page 3.

    Means this thread = FAIL.
    It also says it was real, just originally posted elsewhere. Either way, good laughs.

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