Well I have some sort of stomach thing so I'm just sitting in my bed in the hotel, extremely bored, pissed that I'm missing the gorgeous weather were having out here in LA.
What is everyone else up to?
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Well I have some sort of stomach thing so I'm just sitting in my bed in the hotel, extremely bored, pissed that I'm missing the gorgeous weather were having out here in LA.
What is everyone else up to?
He came dancing across the water
With his galleons and guns
Looking for the new world
In that palace in the sun
On the shore lay Montezuma
With his cocoa leaves and pearls
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Drinking.
Edit: And being miserable.
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The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
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Laughing at you.
Also, thinking about changes I need/should make in my life.
"We went to Wnedy's. I had chicken nuggest." ~ Quiggs
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Bored? here, enjoy some anti-jokes:
Policeman: Knock, knock.
Woman: Who's there?
Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.
There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell.
Eventually they all starved to death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the Nazis.
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
What do you call a cat with no tail?
A manx cat.
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: "Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house."
The other man replies: "Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit."
Did you hear about the Irishman found under a shop?
Yes, he was killed and buried there. It was gang-related.
Man: What a beautiful dog. Does he bite?
Dog-owner: No.
Man: Can I pet him?
Dog-owner: No, he has a form of eczema that makes him skin weep if touched.
How can you tell when an Essex girl wants sex?
She displays signs of arousal, such as enlargement of the clitoris and swelling of the labia.
What's the difference between a rottwieller and a poodle?
There are many differences. They are two totally different breeds of dog.
What do you get if you cross a horse and a donkey?
A mule.
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane.
However, it is a short flight and they do not talk to each other.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
You call him an ambulance. He may have fractured his skull.
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Screw you dude.Originally Posted by johnnynumfiv
What changes? 19" wheels?
He came dancing across the water
With his galleons and guns
Looking for the new world
In that palace in the sun
On the shore lay Montezuma
With his cocoa leaves and pearls
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^^^ROFLZ
I am also bored, hence my massive write up on my car
The Datto will rage again...
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Being bored appears to be a common infliction.
I'm tossing up what direction to go in, I've decided offices are not my favourite workplaces, So I've applied for an apprenticeship in signwriting (neons, corporate, billboards ect).
That and I've started up a small website. its boring and i doubt it will get bigger. but I'm hoping.
Weekly Quote -
Dick
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Still only have the sentra, some shit happened when I went to get the audi.Screw you dude.
Moving back to Connecticut and different career paths.
"We went to Wnedy's. I had chicken nuggest." ~ Quiggs
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Dude, explain I need all the intertainments I can get right now.
He came dancing across the water
With his galleons and guns
Looking for the new world
In that palace in the sun
On the shore lay Montezuma
With his cocoa leaves and pearls
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If you can afford a car, you can afford to pay rent. So I couldn't afford to pay rent and buy the car. I'm still bitter about it.
"We went to Wnedy's. I had chicken nuggest." ~ Quiggs
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That was definitely some bullshit.
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The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
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I Am Bored - Sites for when you're bored.
Problem solved.
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I am currently failing most of my classes and destroying any hopes of entering a good college in the state.
I might have to go... east (shudders).
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
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Wow common feelings, I'm wondering what I'm going to do as I move on from high school, as I seem to have lost all my will to do well there...
I could get good grades...but what would that do? I can't think of anything I'd like to study...maybe Poli Sci, and I know i can get into that program...but right now, i just don't know.
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You could always go to LSU, Alabama, OU, Ole Miss or Arkansas.
Where all are you looking? The reason I'm out here is colleges. UCLA, LMU, Pepperdine and UCSB.
He came dancing across the water
With his galleons and guns
Looking for the new world
In that palace in the sun
On the shore lay Montezuma
With his cocoa leaves and pearls
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