What you need is a pig farm... [monologue from Snatch]
It's too early and I can't be bothered finding it anywhere.
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
"You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
That's the one. It's good advice, it's pretty amazing to watch actually..
Uh.. apparently..
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
I approve your choice of sidearm....
edit: 1911th post....how fitting...
University of Toronto Formula SAE Alumni 2003-2007
Formula Student Championship 2003, 2005, 2006
www.fsae.utoronto.ca
Do a barrel roll
Barnum's Law - You’ll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public
The dyslexic version of Cyco
Civil disobedience is still disobedience
You had me up to, " I deceide the best thing to do is floor it."
[O o)O=\x/=O(o O]
The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
HEY CMON ur a new yorker u'll figure this **** out :P
it was actually me who killed vasilli zaitsev, heinz thorwald, carlos hatchcock, and simo hayha
Wow. Ya moron, he's probably alive and totally saw your license plate. You had your solution under the seat and you blew it. Have fun playing prostate pool in prison!
alternately
That was me you asshole! Now I know where you live. I hope you lock your windows at night, 'cause I'm sending Deebo to come break your legs, foo!
personally I think the first one works better. The second is a little cliche.
Last edited by digitalcraft; 09-24-2008 at 11:30 AM.
I dont if I'll make home tonight
But I know I can swim
under the Tahitian moon
LOL Deebo. Silly negro.
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
Lol nigras. silly deebo
"Kimi, can you improve on your [race] finish?"
"No. My Finnish is fine; I am from Finland. Do you have any water?"
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