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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
    I don't understand the Japanese...But I look forward to studying them.
    I don't think hitting on japanese women counts.
    Big cities suck

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    thats part of my research - how fast can regi alienate all white guys in a club by his horrible pickup lines that involve tentacles and donkey tendons.
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    Sure it does.

    "now if I show you this, will you sleep with me?"

    I'm actually planning on going there next year to teach English, so fingers crossed success occurs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteballz View Post
    thats part of my research - how fast can regi alienate all white guys in a club by his horrible pickup lines that involve tentacles and donkey tendons.
    I've come to the conclusion that it's not so much how bad the line is but how many women you try it on.

    Edit: I would be a horrible english teacher because I would mess with the students. I did that with my niece when she was a kid. A cow goes baaa, a frog goes mooo, sort of thing, but with an entire language at your disposal.
    Last edited by wwgkd; 09-06-2009 at 06:20 PM.
    Big cities suck

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    I think regi's motto is spray and prey..

    Or is it spray and pray?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wwgkd View Post
    Edit: I would be a horrible english teacher because I would mess with the students. I did that with my niece when she was a kid. A cow goes baaa, a frog goes mooo, sort of thing, but with an entire language at your disposal.
    I might do the XKCD approach and simply put them off by a Letter.

    "Hey, can you direct me to the Bas?"

    As for Spray & Pray, the only reason I do that is that Aerosol based chloroform is 95% more effective and 100% less suspicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
    I might do the XKCD approach and simply put them off by a Letter.

    "Hey, can you direct me to the Bas?"

    As for Spray & Pray, the only reason I do that is that Aerosol based chloroform is 95% more effective and 100% less suspicious.
    Hmmm. I have much to learn...
    Big cities suck

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    Although the gas mask can get you in trouble with security. in which case it's spray and RUN!!!!!
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    hell. Worse comes to worse you just take home a bouncer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
    Although the gas mask can get you in trouble with security. in which case it's spray and RUN!!!!!
    You have to build yourself an immunity to it. It'll take a bit of spraying yourself in the face with it, but you'll get there with perseverence.

    In the mean time this thread will be filled with photos of you passed out in compromising positions, but that's just part of the fun.

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    Ever wondered why clutch monkey dissapears for days at a time?

    He's testing a new batch of chlorophorm im developing.
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    Thus the gasmask.

    Immunity is only good if you are on a reality TV show. Or if you get AIDS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteballz View Post
    Ever wondered why clutch monkey dissapears for days at a time?

    He's testing a new batch of chlorophorm im developing.
    I just figured his sister was on a rampage and he was hiding.

    Edit: Hey, immunity to pepper spray is usefull.
    Big cities suck

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    Wow! :d
    The Datto will rage again...

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    Immunity to arsenic is great (teeheehee, I said arse..).

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