Jesus Christ, this GTI is baller. ****ing heated seats and shit. Like 18psi in my turbo, shit is like psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Leaving Hondas and V6 Mustang fags long behind me. Hey, homo, your car is ****ing gay. Jesus. You don't impress anyone. Faggot. God damn.

Oh shit. Got paid today, dropped a half a ****ing stack on shit for my ****ing GTI. You bitches can't even fathom that shit. Soon as it comes in, I can ****ing install my God damn coils and lower that bitch. Shit yes. Mother****ing adjustable end links and shit.

Also ordered the Bentley manual DVD so I can ****ing look up how to ****ing do shit. Cause this GTI shit is complicated. Sensors and modules all up in a mother****er. Holy shit.

Spent $500 in 10 minutes without batting an eye, u mad fags?

And since I didn't make a joke at Johnny's expense yet, he ****ed a loose hooker in Mexico for $45 to lose his virginity. I'm not even ****ing sure if that counts. Virginfag.