nah...i bought my first porn mag at 11...got my mates bro to go in shop!!!Originally Posted by stratos
nah...i bought my first porn mag at 11...got my mates bro to go in shop!!!Originally Posted by stratos
Better not, coz in those famous words .... I know where you live ... or to be more precise your IP addressOriginally Posted by UK CARS
Deinal-Of-service attacks are more fun than knee-cappings anyway !!
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
i would still like the knee-capping better he can always join again as another / new member called UK CARS 1.5Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine
Cedric - I sound like a chipmunk on there. Some friends of mine were like, "were you going through puberty?" I was like, no I was already 20, I just sound like a girl.
that wouldnt work if the moderators banned his IP, he'd have to go on from another computer or something
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Nah.. UK CARS GTi mkII is much more appropriateOriginally Posted by mustang123
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"We used to come down, doing about 180mph. We take off over the bridge and change down to 4th gear in the air. Go through the righthander with the car drifting, and let it swing out through the lefthander and then slide out to the wall, where we simply stopped it with a flick of the wrists"
-Vic Elford, on Maison Blanche in a Porsche 917
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Most of my attempts at humor seem to be too "British" for most of the people on here, and are recieved as well as a slap with a wet trout...
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"a slap with a wet trout" aye... havent heard that one before and my dads british i keep my australianisms out of my posts because iv seen crisis explain them too many times... anyways funniest in a "damn that guys good" way would be egg nog. r34 got owned and i laughed all the way through the thread. good work.
The Datto will rage again...
Im australian and i use it too my fullest...its whati am if i wasnt i might as well change my tact fully rather then being blunt and useing dry humor....
Also british comady is kewli always liked the goodies especially the Ecky Thump episode....i dont think ill ever get sick of that one
Badly Doobed and violent ecky thump movies...
The australianmartial art of strewth cobber (despitethe fact cobber is a NZ word meaning mate ) and ecky thump vs the scotish martial art of Hoots Toots lmfgdao apprentlyu that espisede really did kill a man! he had a heart attack while laughing at the espisode and the doctors said it was some immense activity that set him off....his wife while grieveing her loss wrote into the goodies thanking them formakeing his last moments on earth very happy (well he did died laughing)
nobody i thinkwhos the funniest guy on ucp?
nobodys funny? how does that work? clearly there is a strong elements of humor in many posts on this site.... at least the ones i look at...Originally Posted by SL500
The Datto will rage again...
man you need to start paying attention to Henk4, Matra and crisis go on about their car preferences, and likewise Matra and crisis talking about the scottish and Aussies
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scots and aussies aye? sounds like the start of a jokeOriginally Posted by fpv_gtho
The Datto will rage again...
nah, thats probably the Irish.....
it certainly provides alot of laughs for the onlookers though, and hardly ever at the expense of others
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i changed my mind,Misho is the funniest
I'd tend to nominate UK CARS.
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