I posted 100 times today without spamming! talk about a busy forum! I LOVE YOU UCP!!!!
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I posted 100 times today without spamming! talk about a busy forum! I LOVE YOU UCP!!!!
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10 posts in the last 6 hours in "the alphabet game" shouldn't count really
You are this weeks official post-whore
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
Enthusiast
definitely
Banned
Yay!!!
Fanatic
Holy Hell your a big mouth....................or should I say big typer
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
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lol!
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Karrmann you got a quota to meet or something?Originally Posted by Karrmann
" I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect."
My bumper sticker "If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you"
Banned
what critera?
Novice
Who's spamming
-Not me
The Beautiful Roar of the Engine, The awesome curves on the panels. The sun gilmering off the windsheild. The steering wheel just waiting.
-The Car.
- § Ben §
Rookie
*this is spam*
"If you feel like you're in control you're not going fast enough" - Mario Andretti
Super Moderator
Well you get the official titel of haveing most time on his hands
And i though it was doing well when i lost my detaling job...i was loungeing around the house whtaching daytime television and came on here between trips to the bathroom and the fridge lol
Furniture
what is your average posts per day Karrman
Cedric - I sound like a chipmunk on there. Some friends of mine were like, "were you going through puberty?" I was like, no I was already 20, I just sound like a girl.
'64
[Python]
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:
You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
[/Python]
Thanks for all the fish
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my profile says I avarage 3.85 posts per day.
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