Shopping cart chop- w.i.p.

[SIMPLETON]

mods so far:

widened
front AND rear spoilers airbrushed by me. just to avoid those awkward low-gravity incedents
well you guess the rest

[d-quik]

General specifications
Country of origin - United States
Years of production - WWII-Present
Numbers built - 1
Body design - Costco.
Weight - False

Drivetrain
Engine - Slave (ie. the male spouse) Driven
Engine location - The rear, the location where women think men should be
Displacement - Depends
Valvetrain - 10 Valves; Nostrils 2x Eye Sockets 2x, Urethra, Rectum, Naval, Mouth, and Ears 2x
Fuel feed - Bud/Blue/Carlsberg/Guiness/Coors/Miller/Heineken/Canadian depending on location
Aspiration Schweitzer - Even since mirriage, all aspiration has been lost
Gearbox - 3 Gears; Sleep, Eat, & Work
Drive Rear - Slave Driven

Performance figures
Power - Men rarely have power in marriage
BHP/Liter - -
Torque - The moment of a force; the measure of a force's tendency to produce torsion and rotation about an axis, equal to the vector product of the radius vector from the axis of rotation to the point of application of the force and the force vector.
Power to weight ratio - Ussually decreases from alcoholic beverages
Top Speed - The normal male struggles to keep a pace of 9 km/h
0-60 mph Acceleration - Unattainable Speed

Resources
Useful links
- Other cars by Cosco.
- Suggest a site
- Buy or sell your slave/husband/leechstick online at Choose Your Item

[lithuanianmafia]

LOL, that thing is awesome!

[SIMPLETON]

General specifications
Country of origin - United States
Years of production - WWII-Present
Numbers built - 1
Body design - Costco.
Weight - False

Drivetrain
Engine - Slave (ie. the male spouse) Driven
Engine location - The rear, the location where women think men should be
Displacement - Depends
Valvetrain - 10 Valves; Nostrils 2x Eye Sockets 2x, Urethra, Rectum, Naval, Mouth, and Ears 2x
Fuel feed - Bud/Blue/Carlsberg/Guiness/Coors/Miller/Heineken/Canadian depending on location
Aspiration Schweitzer - Even since mirriage, all aspiration has been lost
Gearbox - 3 Gears; Sleep, Eat, & Work
Drive Rear - Slave Driven

Performance figures
Power - Men rarely have power in marriage
BHP/Liter - -
Torque - The moment of a force; the measure of a force's tendency to produce torsion and rotation about an axis, equal to the vector product of the radius vector from the axis of rotation to the point of application of the force and the force vector.
Power to weight ratio - Ussually decreases from alcoholic beverages
Top Speed - The normal male struggles to keep a pace of 9 km/h
0-60 mph Acceleration - Unattainable Speed

Resources
Useful links
- Other cars by Cosco.
- Suggest a site
- Buy or sell your slave/husband/leechstick online at Choose Your Item

Imagine if it were turbocharged. More fuel consumption and running on that fuel it'd make it go slower

[drakkie]

this has been done before......
http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum...ghlight=basket