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Sequence of events
Tuesday- Blockbuster: "Can you work Saturday?"
Me: "Sure, I don't see why not."
Wednesday- Danny: "Hey, I have a free ticket for Petit LeMans this saturday, wanna go?"
Me: "DAMNIT, I gotta work, AHHHHHH."
Why did this have to happen? WHY!?!?!?!?
VIVA FERRARI!!!!!!
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!" ~ Benjamin Franklin
If everything's under control, you're going too slow ~ Mario Andretti
"We can't stop here! This is bat country!" ~ [U]Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey into the Heart of the American Dream[/U]
Enthusiast
ohhhhhhhh, that SUCKS!!!!!!
Member
Just don't go to work. It's a no-brainer.
"To control 800 horsepower relying just on arm muscles and foot sensitivity can turn out to be a dangerous exercise."
Michael Schumacher
Enthusiast
tell ur boss that ur grandma died... and the funeral is on saturday...
"Rejection is better than regret. It's better to try and know you did your part, than to spend the rest of your days wishing you had tried"
Fanatic
Have your mom call you off dead. Works every time.
[O o)O=\x/=O(o O]
The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
Enthusiast
Don't go to work? Hmmmm, not a bad idea except the fact that I wouldn't have a job then, and then I'd get evicted and it would just be a downward spiral.
VIVA FERRARI!!!!!!
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!" ~ Benjamin Franklin
If everything's under control, you're going too slow ~ Mario Andretti
"We can't stop here! This is bat country!" ~ [U]Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey into the Heart of the American Dream[/U]
Member
Originally Posted by Ferrari Tifosi
And?
Thats too bad man
< 1 - 2 - to the bass >
Enthusiast
It is too bad, but the good news is that my friend, Danny, has informed me that there will be free tickets next year, and to many other events at Road Atlanta. So I'll go next year, and to a couple other events next year.
VIVA FERRARI!!!!!!
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!" ~ Benjamin Franklin
If everything's under control, you're going too slow ~ Mario Andretti
"We can't stop here! This is bat country!" ~ [U]Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey into the Heart of the American Dream[/U]
Member
i still think if you told your boss on friday you were in a horrible plane crash and everyone died except you, so you can't come to work.
"WHEN IT'S GAME TIME, IT'S PAIN TIME TIME BABY! WOOOH" ~ Terry Tate
Member
jus tel ure bos u gota go to see the race on sat, and tel him u'l make up the time over the next few days.
wont work? have the boss kidnapped n help hostage until after the race is over, so that he'l have totally forgotten abt u not comin to work.
wat the hell do i put as a siggy?!?!?!
Rookie
no it didnt he got caught at the redsox gamei still think if you told your boss on friday you were in a horrible plane crash and everyone died except you, so you can't come to work.
Fanatic
switch shifts with someone you work withWorks for me
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
Enthusiast
F*** work
There is no terrible way of winning
there is just winning
'64
Phone ringing, Blockbuster manager answers:
Manager: Hello?
Ferrari Tifosi: I can't come into work tomorrow.
M: Why? Were relying on you to be there!
FT: My beloved pet goldfish died! I'm in mourning. I can't possibly come into work: the film titles will only serve as a bitter reminder of my flippered friend. Finding Nemo, Jaws, A Fish Called Wanda, Jaws 2, The Little Mermaid, Shooting Fish, Jaws 3 etc
M: WTF?!?
FT: See you next week!
Thanks for all the fish
Enthusiast
Hahaha, good one.
VIVA FERRARI!!!!!!
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!" ~ Benjamin Franklin
If everything's under control, you're going too slow ~ Mario Andretti
"We can't stop here! This is bat country!" ~ [U]Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey into the Heart of the American Dream[/U]
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