Sorry, mate on a roll that is making me groan.

only medicine I can come up with is to spread the pain



Freddie Mercury had just finished his meal in a Greek restaurant when the waiter came over with a couple of plates for him to smash.
"Can you go and get me another one please?" asked Freddie Mercury.
"Why?" Asked the waiter.
"I want to break three."


Nice offer on Amazon - if you buy all Adam & The Ants sheet music, they'll throw in a stand and deliver.


When my wife said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face.



I've founded a band called The Prevention.
We're going to be better than The Cure.



I've just written a song called 'Broken Alarm Clock Blues'. It starts off...
'I woke up this afternoon...'


My girlfriend's dad is so posh,
he calls Roger Daltrey's band The Whom.