A car joke:
A bar near the highway, cold winter, a truck driver enters. He spits with disgust and says:
"God damn Matiz!"
He goes up to the bar, asks for vodka, drinks it and again spits and says
"God damn f#$^king Matiz!"
This repeats several times and barman asks him:
"Hey man, what's your problem, tell me."
"I'm a truck driver and there was ice on a road and my truck fell off the road and I couldn't get it out. I thought I will be stuck forever. Suddenly a guy in yellow Matiz pulls over and asks what happened. So I told him and he goes:
Hey man, I will pull you out"
"What???"
"Yeah no problem, I got a rope in my trunk"
And I said:
"Yeah right! If you will get my truck back on the road I'll give you a blowjob!!!
GOD DAMN F$%^CKING MATIZ!!!!"