Mazda 121 shades, 1988 model manual, opposite of MX5. - eBay, Passenger Vehicles, Cars, Cars, Bikes, Boats. (end time 29-May-10 11:34:01 AEST)Mazda 121 shades, 1988 model manual, opposite of MX5
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Mazda 121 shades, 1988 model manual, opposite of MX5. - eBay, Passenger Vehicles, Cars, Cars, Bikes, Boats. (end time 29-May-10 11:34:01 AEST)Mazda 121 shades, 1988 model manual, opposite of MX5
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Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
Is it...Mauve?
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My dad had one of those for about eight years. (Badged as a Ford Festiva over here)
Air conditioning and traveling uphill were mutually exclusive.
Strangely enough going to school one day, when it finally died, it was going downhill.
"Kimi, can you improve on your [race] finish?"
"No. My Finnish is fine; I am from Finland. Do you have any water?"
lol even the questions and answer section was gold.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
i found round two linked through this blog
Big Trev :: Generally crapping on
Every weld on the frame of this thing looks like a passing sparrow has splattered semi metallic poo on it, badly.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
A man goes into a bar every day, asks for a pint of lager, drinks it, says "PISS" and walks out.
The barman was getting a bit sick of this.
The next time the man came in and asked for a pint of lager, the barman said "PISS OFF"
"Ok" says the man, "i'll have a pint of bitter"
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WOK TODAY!!!'
Hung Chow calls his work and says,
'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick .
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.'
The boss says,
'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
'I do what You say and I feel Great.
I be at wok soon.........
You got nice house.'
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
LOL. " You got nice house. "
Buddy: 1998-2009
Mah boi, UCP is what all true warriors strive for!
PINGAS!!!!
Thought I'd kick start this thread with an absolute groaner.
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon."
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush...."
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
Oh hahaha....These are really such funny jokes.I am laughing still.Thanks guys for sharing these jokes with us.
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Watch Russell Peters. That guy is hilarious.
Buddy: 1998-2009
Mah boi, UCP is what all true warriors strive for!
PINGAS!!!!
A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his ass..
Doctors described his condition as stable.
"Kimi, can you improve on your [race] finish?"
"No. My Finnish is fine; I am from Finland. Do you have any water?"
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