Good photoshop
Good photoshop
Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.
Being nice since 2007.
Not photoshop: http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php
Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.
Being nice since 2007.
holy crap, i love this site... heres one
Isn't that Mr. Quiggs?
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
Any idea on his condition?
Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.
Being nice since 2007.
definately a chop. observe. simply photoshopped it back, if it did get away i'm sure his arms would not fit to the pixel where the handle bar grip and the grab-hold on the rear number plat are.
He came dancing across the water
With his galleons and guns
Looking for the new world
In that palace in the sun
On the shore lay Montezuma
With his cocoa leaves and pearls
Exactly what I thought.
Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.
Being nice since 2007.
Im sure he made some attempt to brace himself before he landed, but newtons laws of motion work and its quite hard to reorientate yourself as you move through the air. Unless your a cat
"Horsepower sells motor cars, but torque wins motor races."
-Carrol Shelby
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38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
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33. You can't feed that to the dog.
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16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
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05. I don't have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving tonight.
Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.
Being nice since 2007.
Go to http://maps.google.com/
Hit 'Get Directions'
Go from 'New York, New York' to 'Paris, France'
Read line #23
Enjoy...
23.Swim across the Atlantic Ocean3,462 mi 29 days 0 hours
Go n-ithe an cat thu, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat
When you go Home, Tell them for us and say 'For your tommorrow, We Gave Our Today.'
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