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    -Hello, wanna chat?
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    Definately funny but would be VERY sad if any UCPers cars are there
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine View Post
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    Definately funny but would be VERY sad if any UCPers cars are there
    matra, it is your fault, now i will not sleep tonight for what i saw on your link!
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    Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."

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    Oh dear God, words cannot...it..just...so much stupidity...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ndclasscitizen View Post
    Oh dear God, words cannot...it..just...so much stupidity...
    Er... I hope that was a piece of satire there....

    if not.... I guess other websites have their own versions of "Quiggs", who post while drunk...
    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.

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    Someone should let him do that.

    Just for the utter awesomeness of his reaction when he sees how much he truly sucks at life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
    Someone should let him do that.

    Just for the utter awesomeness of his reaction when he sees how much he truly sucks at life.
    And so we can see the destruction wreaked when the hot exhaust ignites the fuel in the manifold.
    Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...
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    yeah, i would love to see a WIP/build up thread, then a vid of his first time running it
    Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."

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    I can just imagine the joy I get watching this man work so hard to get his pride and joy the way he wants it......and having it explode into a thousand little itty bitty pieces in his face.

    I will then lick his sweet tears of total despair. </Cartman>
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
    I will then lick his sweet tears of total despair. </Cartman>
    Yes, let me taste you tears, mmm, your tears sustain me. </Stewie>
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    The 5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Comic Strips | Cracked.com
    lulz. i love that site.
    edit: from different article:
    This movie originally had nothing to do with the original Under Siege. It was a script called Dark Territory about bad guys that have to hijack a train to do bad stuff. It has nothing to do with the Navy. It has nothing to do with the previous movie. Basically, Steven Seagal auditioned for the part and got it, so the producers figured they might as well give his character the same name as in Under Siege and call it a sequel.

    What's especially odd is that, around this time, Speed was in need of a sequel, which meant it needed a script about a fast-moving vehicle, explosions and terrorists. Dark Territory would have fit, but it was turned into a sequel to Under Siege instead. This left Speed 2 in need of a script, so they used what was originally supposed to be the script for the third Die Hard movie, about a boat being hijacked. This obviously left Die Hard 3 in need of a script, so they gave Bruce Willis a sassy black partner and used the script that was originally going to be the fourth Lethal Weapon movie. This obviously left Lethal Weapon 4 without a script, but apparently they went ahead and shot that movie without one.
    edit: and for the previous link:
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    Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."

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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey View Post
    The 5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Comic Strips | Cracked.com
    lulz. i love that site.

    edit: and for the previous link:
    God that is awesome!!

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    Official UCP Video Thread or here ...

    YouTube - NASCARGOT - A NASCAR Parody

    decided SOMEONE woudl take offense, so here it is

    Most interesting "Nascar" I've seen so far !!!!
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine View Post
    Official UCP Video Thread or here ...

    YouTube - NASCARGOT - A NASCAR Parody

    decided SOMEONE woudl take offense, so here it is

    Most interesting "Nascar" I've seen so far !!!!
    Not bad, although those people clearly have waaay too much time on their hands to be doing stop-motion on snails!

    The best NASCAR parody on the net has to be this one from the always fabulous Onion News Network...

    NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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