An elderly couple was sitting together, watching their favourite Saturday night TV program.
During one of those commercial breaks, the husband asked his wife: "Whatever happened to our sexual relations?"
After a long thoughtful silence, the wife, during the next commercial break, replied: "You know, I don't really know--I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them this year."
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'