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  1. 03-10-2005, 04:45 PM #721
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    lol, good one
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    not sure if this is a repost or not?

    what's the difference between your wife and your job?

    after a few years, your job still sucks!
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    good old russians...
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  4. 03-11-2005, 02:56 PM #724
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decave
    stupid french
    HAhaha. Laughed my ass off there.

    More of that stuff.

    Edit: Oh, and another funny thing you can do with google.
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    not sure if these will be reposts but hey why not.

    search for french millitary victorys on google.

    search for weapons of mass destruction on google.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteballz
    not sure if these will be reposts but hey why not.

    search for french millitary victorys on google.

    search for weapons of mass destruction on google.
    Haha love it. Beat you by one post. But what do you get when you search for the WMD's? All I can find is this. And I don't think FOX meant for that to be funny.

    Hmmm.... Why does FOX know so much about WMDs? And more importantly, why?
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    well it used to be a page like "this page can not be displayed"

    but it said "The weapons of mass destruction your searching for could not be found"

    it was so funny
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    there is elgoog which is google reversed

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlover
    Haha love it. Beat you by one post. But what do you get when you search for the WMD's? All I can find is this. And I don't think FOX meant for that to be funny.

    Hmmm.... Why does FOX know so much about WMDs? And more importantly, why?
    If you type in Weapons of Mass Destruction and then click on Im feeling luky it used to show a funny 'this page cannot be shown' page.... but now its a US treasury page....
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    Quote Originally Posted by carlover
    Hmmm.... Why does FOX know so much about WMDs? And more importantly, why?
    They don't but it fits into the neo-conservatist policy to create an inappropriate level of fear to allow control of the people
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    one day too late



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    sum random fun stuff....
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    Lots of jokes here:

    http://www.insultmonger.com/jokes/index.htm
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