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An Irishman goes on 'Sale of the Century' and chooses Irish history as his category
'In what year was the Easter rising?'
'Pass' he replies
'Who was Parnell?'
'Pass' he replies
'What's the difference between the Orange and the Green?'
'Pass' he replies
'Good man, Seamus!' comes a voice from the audience, 'tell them nothing!'
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Family guy joke
man- why does that man have trouble riding his bicycle?
It's because he's a Scot!
hahahahahahaha
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
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miniature dyno
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Two priests are about to have a shower. Then they realise there is no soap. So Father John goes back to his room to get two bars of soap, naked. As he walks out of the room, he sees 3 nuns walking down the hallway. With nowhere to hide, he stands against the wall pretending to be a statue. The nuns comment on how life-like he is. Then one pulls on his manhood and startled, he drops a bar of soap. "It's a soap dispenser", says the first nun. To test that theory, the second nun pulls on the manhood too. He drops another bar of soap. Then the third one pulls once, twice, three times and keeps tugging until she yells, "HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD! Hand lotion too!
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A fleeing al-Qaida guerilla, desperate for water, was
plodding through the desert when he saw something far
off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked
toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish
man at a small stand selling neckties.
The Arab asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you
like to buy a tie? They are only 5 shekels."
The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist!
I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should
kill you, BUT I must find water first."
"OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you
do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will
show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue
over that hill to the east for about five kilometers,
you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the
water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse -
"Your brother won't let me in without a tie."
"A string is approximately nine long."
Egg Nogg 02-04-2005, 05:07 AM
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ROFL!! good one crisis
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One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney went hunting. George saw a fox and shouted OMG TERRORIST! and Cheney said, no that's an illegal immigrant. So they shot it. Bush gets lost and Cheney comes across him. Cheney,sees W and mistakenly shouts OMG IT'S A RARE TEXAS DUMBASS! and Dubya shoots himself thinking that he scored a big one.
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
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That's not really funny. It seems like you just put that together in 2 minutes.
Next joke please! Where's Sam?
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Hah yeah.Originally Posted by F1_Master
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/92-ho...QQcmdZViewItem
OMG!!!!! RARE ASS TUNER CAR!!! ALTEZZA SHIT!
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
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200k on the clock.....
autozine.org
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possibly why it needs a new motor...
200k miles is like 320k kilometres... lol, buy it and scrap it for parts.
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a man and his 4 year old son enjoy pudding. The child keeps saying "I like pussy". His father keeps correcting but the child keeps repeating the "pussy". So finally, he relents. Until one day, they come to a restaurant. The nice watress asks "what would you like to have?" The child responds "I want a lot of pussy"
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
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Seriously now, KOTR, are you making these up yourself?
Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.
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80% of these
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...mmercial&hl=en
bugger. for all you australian members
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