View Poll Results: Which would you rather receive?

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  • A 1991 Civic 4 door, rear wing, body kit, fully worked exhaust, 22" rims

    25 52.08%
  • A kick in the testicles

    23 47.92%
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  1. #31
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    I have never understood why anywone would ever want to tune/style a civic, i meen putting makeup on a pig doesent change the fact that it is a pig.
    Bit ihop och kom igen.

  2. #32
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    I have been kicked in the testicles, and it f***in hurt. NEVER EVER piss someone off enough for them to give you a shot in the pills. And I like Civics, if I was given that one I'd put everything back to Honda, including a 1.8 VTEC and tasty VTi alloys. And the Jordan Special Edition Civic bodykit.

  3. #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luciferous
    While all things to do with violence and testicles are painful, who could bare the continuing pain of owning a riced civic? Bear in mind its just one little kick
    you've never been kicked there have u?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dahlis
    I have never understood why anywone would ever want to tune/style a civic, i meen putting makeup on a pig doesent change the fact that it is a pig.
    its better to have a pig than having a "pig bite".
    Reach for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll still be among the stars!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KnifeEdge_2K1
    you've never been kicked there have u?
    I've usually been quick to swing my thigh in the way, but you can't be lucky all the time. Yes, it does hurt like buggery, but I reckon plucking nose hairs probably hurts more.

  6. #36
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    No way. I got full-on kicked, and was crippled for over 45 minutes. A mega-size kick, from a guy who did judo.

  7. #37
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    Well its not as if the poll says '50 metre goal kick from a Judo expert' does it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luciferous
    Well its not as if the poll says '50 metre goal kick from a Judo expert' does it?
    It doesnt really say 'a little touch that could be compared to an ant bite either'
    Alright brain... you don't like me and I don't like you... but lets just do this...

  9. #39
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    hell i accidentally got my 'kick' from a crossbar on a bicycle that was a little too high...not only did it hurt, i got extremely nauseated too.
    An it harm none, do as ye will

    Approximately 79% of statistics are made up.

  10. #40
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    Yep that can happen I know a kid who got his testicles twisted, I dunno just happens to some very unfortunate people, but he was throwing up all the way to the hospital. Still for all of that, the poll is at 21 to 23...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luciferous
    Yep that can happen I know a kid who got his testicles twisted, I dunno just happens to some very unfortunate people, but he was throwing up all the way to the hospital. Still for all of that, the poll is at 21 to 23...
    That is "Testicular Torsion", not very common and it can happen to some people repeatedly, if it occurs at the top of the teste it cuts off the blood supply to it and can actually kill it, most common tho is a twist at the bottom which is excruciatingly painful (honest), people who are susceptible(sp) to it can get the testicle "stitched" to the scrotom to prevent reoccurance.

    Damn, another Matra type answer, best I put away the Glenfiddich for now.

  12. #42
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    Yeah I though that might have been what you were talking about before. Maybe this is revenge for men thinking that women's bodies are badly designed (at least internals).

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoOne
    Glenfiddich
    mmmmmmmmmm
    An it harm none, do as ye will

    Approximately 79% of statistics are made up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoOne
    Damn, another Matra type answer, best I put away the Glenfiddich for now.
    See, drink the stuff and you start thinking like a Scotsman
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'

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