Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants.
It's simple but effective.
Note - This pick-up line does not work
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants.
It's simple but effective.
Note - This pick-up line does not work
"Take my swimming trunks, I won't need them." - Frank Costanza. "What does he want with your swimming trunks." - Estelle Costanza. "Why should they go to waste." - Frank Costanza - Seinfeld
i should think that would largely depend on the circumstancesOriginally Posted by john14
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
sigh... even the shittiest lines will work on hookers.Originally Posted by clutch-monkey
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
"I hate Pick-up lines, that's why I drive a sportscar, wanna go cruisin'?"
"Racing improves the breed" ~Sochiro Honda
LOL, funny though that may have an opposite effect.Originally Posted by clutch-monkey
Then again, it does depend on the girl.
2007 Acura TL Type-S (AEM V2, R-V6 Race/J-Pipe, ATLP Quad Exhaust)
2011 BMW 328i Coupe
I thought it wasOriginally Posted by whiteballz
"Nice shoes, how'd you like to see them in my rear-view mirror?"
I am the Stig
AFter the eyecontact:
"heeey,whatsup !?!. Ill introduce myself,I am S. " or
"Heey, got a light for me ?? By the way I am S."
Usually a response follows and a greeting hug or something. Then the real onslaught on your wallet starts
"Wanna ride my scooter? By the way I'm S."Originally Posted by drakkie
Sup guys, i got some
I must be lost in the woods, because i think i see a fox!
Does your daddy work for snapple? because your made from the best stuff on earth
The word of the day is legs, lets go back to your house and spread the word
Don't bother me, I'm probably working while posting...
UCP's biggest...oh man...i got nothin'
Hookers lines... Hi $100 Done deal.Originally Posted by kingofthering
"Just a matter of time i suppose"
"The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"
"I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"
^^ Slick talks from experience.
Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.
Being nice since 2007.
Once you go hooker, You never need too looker
Me and Hugh grant chat all the time
"Just a matter of time i suppose"
"The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"
"I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"
Wasn't that the secret line from the movie "The Wog Boy"?Originally Posted by SlickHolden
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I use this one, hasn't failed me yet.
"lets go."
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
"Wanna dance?" has always worked pretty well for me.
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
OBSESSED is a word the lazy use to describe the DEDICATED!
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