You know, languages are easy...
-Italian: add -etti or -ito at the end of every word.
-Portuguese: add -iño or -ado at the end of every word.
-German: add random letters anywhere.
-English: add -ing or -tion at the end of every word.
-Less populated places in the world: say unga bunga all time.
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Ferrer's guide of the world.