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    Quote Originally Posted by Zytek_Fan View Post
    Real men hunt with swords.
    True story.
    Real men hunt naked, in the wild, bare hand, or with basic tools that they themselves build in the wild such as spears.

    All other hunting is for pussies.

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    To begin with, one must decide on a proper load with which to shoot a whitetail deer using a Mtn. Howitzer Cannon.
    Since it would be rather difficult to hit a deer with a Mountain Howitzer Cannon that used a single 12 pound cast iron ball, ( even an exploding one ) and because down range fall-out ( from 1000 to 1500 yards ) would be a factor with that single 4-1/2" diameter ball, it would be more practical to use a standard load of what was called "Canister Shot". Using Canister Shot turns the Mountain Howitzer into rather large shotgun.

    A standard load of canister shot for the 12 pound Mountain Howitzer Cannon - is 148 individual lead balls, specifically, .69 caliber ( dia ) lead "musket balls".
    From HOWITZER HUNT - Mountain Howitzer Cannon Whitetail Deer Hunt and build your own 12 pound Mountain Howitzer Cannon
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    Quote Originally Posted by wwgkd View Post
    That is style right there. I have never been able to hit much of anything with those. The giant flash of powder right next to my eye may have something to do with that. You use a rifled barrel or smoothbore?
    rifled, still prefer to get within 100 yards ro less. bullets weigh so much though lol, could probably knock someone out by throwing it at them haha
    Quote Originally Posted by Zytek_Fan View Post
    Real men hunt with swords.
    True story.
    i used to hunt feral pigs with a knife, before i realised how ****ing retarded it was
    Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."

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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey View Post
    rifled, still prefer to get within 100 yards ro less. bullets weigh so much though lol, could probably knock someone out by throwing it at them haha

    i used to hunt feral pigs with a knife, before i realised how ****ing retarded it was
    Goes against the advice I always got "pick a tree then pick a boar." Know a guy from finland who claims to have hunted polar bear with a boar spear. He is crazy enough to have tried, but I'm still not sure whether I believe him.
    Big cities suck

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    Quote Originally Posted by wwgkd View Post
    Goes against the advice I always got "pick a tree then pick a boar."
    this is good advice
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey View Post
    this is good advice
    Guy at my highschool had to use it. He shot it through the heart and one lung with a .270 win and it still chased him up the tree before it died. Forget how big it was, but it was almost a state record.
    Big cities suck

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    goddamn. we got suprised by one at dusk, it ran out onto the path and stopped and stared at us (camo we were wearing worked??). everyone froze, then bam two .308's simultaneously hit it in the shoulder an inch apart (both had rem 700's). still ran headlong into a fence post, then back across the path into the forest. found it 4 metres off the path!
    Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zytek_Fan View Post
    Real men hunt with swords.
    True story.
    as a woman, i always wanted a sword.
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    Mah boi, UCP is what all true warriors strive for!
    PINGAS!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cargirl1990 View Post
    as a woman, i always wanted a sword.
    Way to make that one sound pornographic.
    Big cities suck

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    Quote Originally Posted by wwgkd View Post
    Way to make that one sound pornographic.
    not even! if i ever had a weapon, the sword would be my weapon of choice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wwgkd View Post
    Way to make that one sound pornographic.
    EDIT

    What about a cave where you could lure your prey in with fresh meat and then brutally strangle them?
    Last edited by LTSmash; 08-11-2009 at 07:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cargirl1990 View Post
    not even! if i ever had a weapon, the sword would be my weapon of choice.
    Ever tried fencing? Fun stuff and it's great exercise.
    Big cities suck

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    Quote Originally Posted by LTSmash View Post
    What about a cave where you could lure your prey in with fresh meat and then brutally strangle them?
    id only be using a sword for good reasons. i don't have that kind of heart to do that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wwgkd View Post
    Ever tried fencing? Fun stuff and it's great exercise.
    it looks awesome. never tried it in my life. id do archery too!
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