Enthusiast
Congrats to :Exige:!!!
Ricardo Zonta looks rather amazed... why?
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Standings so far:
<AAA-MOD> 2 points
Vaigra 2 points
:Exige: 1 point
my_porsche 1 point
VtecMini 1 point
Pando 1 point
r1ckst4 1 point
"The best thing about this is that you know that it has to come from a country where drugs is legal"
Top Gear on the Vandenbrink Carver One
Enthusiast
"Whaaat? 10 seconds faster than Ralf?? Then why won't you let me drive on in the race????" "Because you are reading your time in Sector 1 and Ralfs time at the finishline..."
WRC - That's motorsport!
"If you can see the tree you are about to hit, it is called 'understeering'. If you can only hear and feel it, it was 'oversteering'."
Walter Röhrl
Enthusiast
"Wow, the christmas edition of Playboy!"
"The best thing about this is that you know that it has to come from a country where drugs is legal"
Top Gear on the Vandenbrink Carver One
Enthusiast
"Man I feel like s**t..someone get me some f**kin Panadol before I punch ya f**kin lights out"
All about the t-tops
Enthusiast
Damn i was gona do something likeOriginally Posted by jorismo
But heres mine..
"Hey ricado! Look at this porn mag i found on the managers desk!" *opens folder*
Ricado--"WowI really need my eyebrows done!"
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Super Moderator
"Here's a printout of the lap times we got from UCP. So you are 3 seconds SLOWER than this guy "Porschenut" and need to pick the pace up"
"A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'
"Look Into The Eyes, Not Around The Eyes, Your Under!"
Enthusiast
"This is your will and ive got dibbs on your house and wife"
"It feels loud, fast and scary. It feels like someone has torn off your arm and is beating you to death with the soggy end." Clarkson talking about a TVR.
Enthusiast
Man holds mirror - "How many times, get a damn hair cut!"
Zonta sobs - "But it took me so long to grow..."
Porsche!
Enthusiast
"I'll take the Burrito Grande...but it's 55 grams of fat! Why can't Toyota get us better than Taco Bell??!!"
"Racing improves the breed" ~Sochiro Honda
Fanatic
"Its not just a roumour, you really are an ugly b******"
Super Moderator
"When we're done here...THAT's where we're flying off to...just the two of us"
Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.
Being nice since 2007.
Super Moderator
I'm not putting on the helmet. My hair will get messed up.
Fanatic
Why the hell do you want me to drive the TF106 on the Nurburgring-Nordschleiffe?
Super Moderator
"Ricardo mate, you can do your hair and eyebrows like Fernando's as much as you want but it just won't make you as fast. Just look at the timesheets!"
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