Hey America, you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind, America!
Have fun Yankees!
Tell us your epic tales of drunkenness and fire.
Hey America, you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind, America!
Have fun Yankees!
Tell us your epic tales of drunkenness and fire.
Literally taken. No word on level of drunkeness.
Police: NY man blows off arm with party fireworks
The Associated Press
ISLIP TERRACE, N.Y. -- Police say a man lighting fireworks has blown off his arm at a party on New York's Long Island.
Suffolk County police say 36-year-old Eric Smith was using a 3-foot long metal tube to shoot mortars from the street near his Islip (EYE'-slip) Terrace home around 5:45 p.m. Saturday.
Police believe he leaned over the device to ignite it and didn't get out of the way before an explosive shot out of the launcher. His left arm was severed at the shoulder.
Smith was taken to Southside Hospital in serious condition while friends packed the lost limb in ice to try to save it. Police believe doctors will try to reattach his arm.
A hospital spokesman didn't immediately return a call.
Police say another person at the party also was taken to a hospital, but it's unclear why.
Happy Canada Day back atcha!
Never own more cars than you can keep charged batteries in...
It's all a bit of 'armless fun, guv'ner.
Life's too short to drive bad cars.
It was his left arm that went. Has been to the hospital and he seems all right now.
"Horsepower sells motor cars, but torque wins motor races."
-Carrol Shelby
After that effort, that man deserves a high five.
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I usually hit the beach to watch the fireworks, but it's been raining all day today...
Alcohol and explosive are never really a good mix. We always do a Designated Lighter.
Had chili cheese fries and beer for dinner, waiting for it to get dark since we didn't buy a bunch of fireworks, just a few of the really nice ones, so we're going for maximum effect. No cannon this year either since where we are I can't light it off.
Happy 4th everybody! USA! USA! USA!
Big cities suck
"Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your girlfriend so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend." -Napolis
'76 Cadillac Fleetwood Seventy-Five Limousine, '95 Lincoln Town Car.
It was pretty crazy in the neighborhood where I was. There were so many people setting them off it was almost one constant boom, the entire sky was constantly lit up bright enough you could easily see things on the ground, and well before midnight the whole place was covered in sulfery smelling smoke. Was pretty awesome.
After I finished off my puny collection of fireworks I just sat back in a lawn chair with a sixpack (Sam Adams for America's birthday, of course) and watched the show. Tried to get a couple pics with the cell phone, but they didn't really turn out.
Big cities suck
"Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your girlfriend so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend." -Napolis
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