Im not holding my breath.
Im not holding my breath.
UCP biggest mustang lover
^LOL.
Buddy: 1998-2009
Mah boi, UCP is what all true warriors strive for!
PINGAS!!!!
^Right....T__T
Buddy: 1998-2009
Mah boi, UCP is what all true warriors strive for!
PINGAS!!!!
Those are abs of steel honey...
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
You should probably go to the gym?
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
I do go to the gym. Like 4x a week. But I'm double jointed and I have no muscle tone.
Buddy: 1998-2009
Mah boi, UCP is what all true warriors strive for!
PINGAS!!!!
Oh so you can fold yourself into a pretzel?
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
LOL. Well I'm not freakishly double jointed. But if your were to feel my hands and kinda squeeze it, it would feel as if I had no bones in my hands at all. And I'm more prone to injury as well.
Once, I had to fix the curtain. So I climb up on a corner table and I manage to fix it. Then, as I get down, I sorta jump and think I'll land it. But I didn't. I landed by wreching my ankle. My mom was in the kitchen and she saw me fall. I was in so much pain that I was crying. But luckily it wasn't broken. It swelled up a bit though.
My mom came over and comforted me and after that she had comforted me, she said I looked like a noodle or a piece of rubber falling in slow motion. We then both started laughing.
Buddy: 1998-2009
Mah boi, UCP is what all true warriors strive for!
PINGAS!!!!
Damn. I seen a stripper fold herself up once. It was damn sexy.
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
^To me, that would be gross, but to you, no so gross.
And my fingers can bend back really far.
Buddy: 1998-2009
Mah boi, UCP is what all true warriors strive for!
PINGAS!!!!
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