I have my flame retardent suit on standby....
This months evo has a special feature on the "best" of America's sporty offerings.
Before some of you all start whinging about "bias" etc, they were very complimentary about the cars, but the results are as follows:
(All cars are "uk/Euro spec", tested on the same roads)
Round 1:
Corvette C6 vs MG SV-R vs TVR Tuscan S mk2
They don't like the slow responding of V8 the SV-R, or its expense due to the carbonfibre panels. A car with "easy going character and tactile nature", but not the looks or performance of an £83,000 car.
They think the Corvette is very good: "thrillingly fast, feels bullet proof and is probably the best American car we've ever driven".
It isn't good enough to beat the new Tuscan S though. "More engaging, louder and more handsome, and probably the best car TVR have ever made".
Round 2:
Corvette C6 vs Porsche 997
Bob Lutz should have learned from Kennedy - when abroad, make sure you know what you are saying.
At the launch of the new Cadillac and Corvette "experience centre" on London's prestigious Park Lane he said "This Corvette is going to blow off the Germans".
Personally I didn't know that a car could perform oral sex...
"...as the pace rises and the surface becomes more challenging, the 911 hits its stride while the C6 starts to feel stretched.
There's an agility, a willingness to change tack that the C6 lacks..."
"The Porsche doesn't seem to miss the 80-odd horsepower it gives away either, except on long straights."
"Compared with previous Corvettes, the C6 has vastly improved integrity and it's sharper and more composed too. Even so it can't match the 911's efficiency, its economy of effort and its depth of ability"
"...the C6 isn't as far away from the 911 as most people would imagine"
(Z06) "If its more agile too, the European sports car makers will genuinely have something to worry about."
Round 3: Ford Mustang GT vs Nissan 350Z
Both £25,000 coupes, how do they compare?
The Mustang gets a very good write up, however...
"Where the Nissan feels agile and has impeccable wheel control over the worst roads, the Mustang feels unwieldy ad the front wheels often leave the ground. There's more body-roll too, and the Mustang just doesn't seem keen on really attaking a road."
"(the Nissan) ...feels like a sports car in every respect. The Mustang could be a saloon car, albeit with a sporty edge."
Round 4: Ford GT vs Ferrari F430
"The Ford GT is a fabulous throwback, a near-perfectly rendered reminder of what can be achieved with conventional engineering and a big heart. It treads the line between yesterday and today to glorious effect.
The F430 is rooted firmly in the future, and is the more vivid experience as a result."
Round 5: Dodge Viper vs Mercedes SL55 AMG
Two cars from DaimlerChrysler with similar aspirations - which is best?
"... a supercharger that feeds the SL55 such rich quantities of air that it gets the drop on the 8.3-litre Dodge and never really looks back. With 516lb ft of torque available from 2650rpm, a fast-acting five-speed auto 'box and instant drive-by-wire throttle response, the 1955kg SL55, subjectively at least, murders the lighter and marginally more powerful Viper."
"Where the Mercedes rams home its advantage is on your average British A- or B-road. It glides where the Viper crashes, turns-in with confidence at speeds that would have your backside puckering in the big Dodge, and shrugs off its weight with a remarkable display of agility.
In terms of raw point-to-point speed the smooth, sophisticate Mercedes has its hardcore, back-to-basics American cousin well and truly beaten. On a dry track the SRT-10 would probably eat the SL whole, but as a real-world sports car the Viper is fatally flawed."
"Perhaps the SRT-10s biggest problem is its price. at £77,000 it is impossible to justify. The quality of the materials used for the interior is shocking, the detailing crude, and you get very little in the way of equipment. It's unusual to bring two similarly powerful cars together and at the end of it consider the more expensive car the bargain. The £94,590 SL55 is worth every penny, and maybe a few more. The Viper feels maybe £25k too expensive. A Corvette C6 is more accomplished and more suited to our roads, and although you might pay a premium for the Viper's fury and rarity, to pay an extra £30k or so over the 'Vette is peverse."
So thumbs up to the 'Vette, Mustang and GT then, but they still think the Viper leaves a lot to be desired.
If the Corvette didn't look so bad, I'd have much more of an interest.