Text a girl and ask her if you can tap dat [NSFW/18+?]

[DesmoRob]

LoLz i asked this Swiss girl, sunday morning walking back to my tent on Nature One festval.. She looked horny, i asked if she liked to ****. she said in german: Ja immer (yea, always). Anyway it was good.. My girlfriend in the tent was sleeping all the time while i was ****ing this girl next to her. LOL!

And now im home, after 5 days no sleep. Gonna sleep some days i guess now.. How i look now ? FUBAR !

While I love hearing these stories and congratulate you, I myself could never reenact something like this because my guilty conscience would get the better of me soon after. Good job dude. You're an animal.

[wwgkd]

Oh, I see what you're doing there rob. Just ignoring me?

[Type17]

LoLz i asked this Swiss girl, sunday morning walking back to my tent on Nature One festval.. She looked horny, i asked if she liked to ****. she said in german: Ja immer (yea, always). Anyway it was good.. My girlfriend in the tent was sleeping all the time while i was ****ing this girl next to her. LOL!

And now im home, after 5 days no sleep. Gonna sleep some days i guess now.. How i look now ? FUBAR !

Shenanigans!

BTW, how was Nature One?

[LTSmash]

LoLz i asked this Swiss girl, sunday morning walking back to my tent on Nature One festval.. She looked horny, i asked if she liked to ****. she said in german: Ja immer (yea, always). Anyway it was good.. My girlfriend in the tent was sleeping all the time while i was ****ing this girl next to her. LOL!

And now im home, after 5 days no sleep. Gonna sleep some days i guess now.. How i look now ? FUBAR !

She a swinger too? (the girlfriend?)

[cargirl1990]

i really think i should leave now.its getting really disgusting now.
* throws up *

[f6fhellcat13]

i really think i should leave now.its getting really disgusting now.
* throws up *

You're never safe from Drakkie.

[cargirl1990]

You're never safe from Drakkie.

thanks for the heads up tips...

[clutch-monkey]

actually where has drakkie been? apart from drunk/drug f*cked i mean. funny how it's only when he comes back that i notice his absence?

[DesmoRob]

Oh, I see what you're doing there rob. Just ignoring me?

son of a gun, how did I miss that one?!

p.s. nice "work" uniform . I will forward them your picture if you like

[wwgkd]

thanks for the heads up tips...

I thought you were going to leave.
Seriously, though. Put an alarm on your house cause you're not safe from him.

son of a gun, how did I miss that one?!

p.s. nice "work" uniform . I will forward them your picture if you like

I have a talent for getting in the last post of a page. I'm really not sure how.

I was actually kind of expecting someone to recognize the picture, but I guess it's probably the wrong forum for that. That's actually former UFC heavyweight champ andrei arlovski, but I have been compared to him. Mostly for the furriness, though.

[DesmoRob]

I have a talent for getting in the last post of a page. I'm really not sure how.

I was actually kind of expecting someone to recognize the picture, but I guess it's probably the wrong forum for that. That's actually former UFC heavyweight champ andrei arlovski, but I have been compared to him. Mostly for the furriness, though.

so its not you then ?

[wwgkd]

so its not you then ?

Hey, it could be. For your information I have a set of abs like a beer keg, which is much better than a 6 pack any way you measure it.

[DesmoRob]

Hey, it could be. For your information I have a set of abs like a beer keg, which is much better than a 6 pack any way you measure it.

and in your case, a well insulated beer keg right ?

[wwgkd]

and in your case, a well insulated beer keg right ?

Got to protect the beer...

[drakkie]

actually where has drakkie been? apart from drunk/drug f*cked i mean. funny how it's only when he comes back that i notice his absence?

Now im sort of freshed up; I have been to the biggest party in Europe. Nature One festival in Germany. It was really awesome and to sum it up:
- 900 euro ticket for taking 2 joints with me for some sleep (lit the 1st one, not even a single puff and some shouted POLIZEI)...
- 1 tent, 2 girls, 2 guys (including my lovely girlfriend).
- 5 days no sleep at all! (That's why i took the joints, on the camping site it was 24h a day very loud music)
- 2 forced red cross visits, after that straight back to the dance floor
- 4 times 14 hour long dancing (sober offcourse, without drugs, with alcohol you simply wont last that long).
- carried to the tent last day with two ankles in bandages, two knees and my back! But i lasted (dancing) from the first song playing until the last song, by the last DJ.
- Lost 5 kg in 5 days
- Slept 26 hours after coming home
- 3 times 3 hours hanging / dancing in the swimming pool
- Unable to hold a beer after 3 days due to huge shaking hands (fatigue).

I guess you can imagine i was rather FUBAR after these days...

Some video's on my youtube account (sorry about the quality):
http://www.youtube.com/user/0783155

And by the way, i'm really really ashamed about screwing that girl! Though she was sooo hot/horny i never ought have betrayed my own girl. I love her to death and i'm kinda afraid to tell her..

Anyway time to grab a beer.