Oranges v. Apples

[LandQuail]

*D (Drunk)

Let's just go ahead and have this one out.

'Quail's an orange man, because I think it's the better piece of produce.

Its leathery skin means that you can keep them on the shelves longer and its segmented, membranous nature means there's more to discover once you get into it.

Apples are much more fickle. Once they're bruised, they have a soft, brown spot that haunts them for the rest of their supermarket life cycle. They're cheaper per bag, sure, but they've really not got a great vitamin C supply, do they?

Oranges don't bruise. Oranges tend to hold their goodness inside and even if they outside gets a little crusty there's still every chance that when you break into it the juicy segments will be as good as ever.

So, Oranges are better than Apples.
I suspect some will dispute.

Squawk.

[Kitdy]

Oranges are hard to open, and sometimes they have way too much cheweyness and not a lot of taste, but they are juicy.

Apples are delicious.

[fisetdavid26]

I love both, but I prefer oranges.

Funnily I was listening to this when I saw your thread... YouTube - Pink Floyd Apples and Oranges

[Matra et Alpine]

you can't get the wife/girlfriend to suck an apple

[henk4]

you can't get the wife/girlfriend to suck an apple

when your wife/gf starts to eat apples it is the end of paradise...

[Kitdy]

when your wife/gf starts to eat apples it is the end of paradise...

Are you saying they are old at that point?

[MadMax13]

I dont like the way Apples dont taste of anything, they used to be pretty good, now their just twice the size and half the taste...

[Spastik_Roach]

Apples are better, but its more of a lottery, I hate apples with a "floury" texture.

[henk4]

Are you saying they are old at that point?

do you not know your classics?

[aiasib]

do you not know your classics?

snow white?



you should crank this up a notch and turn this thread into a poll.


edit: i forgot to say, i pick apples.

[baddabang]

Oranges, although I prefer grapefruits.

[Cotterik]

orange. less likely to be crunchy and feel like sand in your mouth (because i dont know which apples are the soft ones)

[VtecMini]

Apples. Oranges won't keep the doctor away. Unless you've got scurvy.

[Turbo.Jenkens]

when your wife/gf starts to eat apples it is the end of paradise...

Kitdy, you should read more mythology.


If in the liquid form I'd pick apple juice, because everyone knows O.J. can kill you....



..... then escape in a white Bronco.

[NSXType-R]

Oranges for sure.