I just hurt my back farting at the dog.
One of my mom's dogs has a gas problem, and it gets annoying. So when I was walking by the dog and realized I had to fart I decided to get some payback. As I bent a little closer I had a back spasm (I'm old, it happens) and I fell over hitting my back on the corner of the wall. So now I'm sitting here with an icepack on my back, not able to walk.
Big cities suck
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