warning may offend
here we go i got a nice joke
Vartanik wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound
coming from his parents` room. Finally, one morning he says to his mom,
"Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in
your bedroom you`re bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by
surprise and says, "Oh...well...ah...well, I`m bouncing on his stomach
because he`s fat and that makes him thin again." The boy responds, "That
won`t work!" His mom says, "Why not?" The boy replies, "Because the lady
next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up!
Some Rulers Are Immortalized In Marble Others,
In Carbon Fiber.{Hard Core Audi Fan}Ich Fahr Omnibus!
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